If you posted your ad on an escort website, would anyone call you?

[KEY LOW]

Somebody made a thread about escorts and it got me browsing out of curiosity.

While I was looking at some local girls, it had me thinking... I wonder what would happen if I posted an ad?

Do you guys think if you made a profile on an escort website, anyone would pay to bang you?

[Redd Foxx]

I'd make a horrible one because if I'm not attracted to a girl, I can't perform very well. I've had dates where the chick spends a lot of money on me and on alcohol (obviously expecting sex) but if I'm not into them I can't get it going in bed.

[KEY LOW]

I'd make a horrible one because if I'm not attracted to a girl, I can't perform very well. I've had dates where the chick spends a lot of money on me and on alcohol (obviously expecting sex) but if I'm not into them I can't get it going in bed.

Let's be honest dude, probably not a single one of the people who contacts you is going to be attractive.

Finding dick is the absolute last problem an attractive woman has.

If somebody contacts you it's most likely going to be all men, trannies, psychos, handicapped and fat chicks.

I'm just guessing though...... I'm really curious what would actually happen if I put up my ad and somebody contacted me. The only thing holding me back is the legal, social and professional repercussions lol. Imagine somebody did a background check on me and they saw my escort ad and thought I was a former male prostitute.

Can you imagine being a succesful male prostitute though? Every now and then your phone would light up and then you get paid to have sex lol. Not only do you get laid, but you have cash too. That's crazy. If I could I would be a full time man whore.

[OpticHype]

The trick is to post that **** in Japan. Your going to have to travel but you would be able to lay some serious pipe to some J-Hotties.

But in the states you are going to have a bad time.

[KEY LOW]

The trick is to post that **** in Japan. Your going to have to travel but you would be able to lay some serious pipe to some J-Hotties.

But in the states you are going to have a bad time.

I've been to japan. Girls over here are much easier because they're more outgoing, relaxed, easygoing just easier to talk to and hang out with.

Girls in japan are awkward, quirky and they don't seem as proficient in being sluts as other girls are.

It's a lot of awkward weird moments and silences. It's a lot better when the girl you're with is relateable.

[OpticHype]

I've been to japan. Girls over here are much easier because they're more outgoing, relaxed, easygoing just easier to talk to and hang out with.

Girls in japan are awkward, quirky and they don't seem as proficient in being sluts as other girls are.

It's a lot of awkward weird moments and silences. It's a lot better when the girl you're with is relateable.

Relatable? This is a pimping yourself out situation! You are going on like im trying to date these "Janes".

You think all akward girls are bad fu.cks? You are missing out!

Some of those akwards girls are just so fu.ck up in the head that presenting themselves in a civil fashion is not a option for them. The wild shyt that they are thinking about is giving them that stuttering problem, or that wonky eye twitch. And don't get me started on those "I'm shy" girls.

I agree there is a higher amount of sexual openness here in the states, but in Japan shyt goes down.

But like all things in this world. it's who you know + will you pay the price.

And you are not wrong, there are a lot of the types you explained. Enough to fatigue a man on any given night. Also, I agree. sex is better when there is strong emotional connection. So I can understand where you are coming from.

Answer this? If you had to pick one state in america where you had to pimp yourself out in, which would you pick? Worts and all.