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Old 01-17-2020, 03:04 AM #1
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Just been released form custody.

I was sent down for the crime of "comedy" well it was funny to me. Not so much for the child.....


I want to share my experience of being locked down, so if you ever find yourself in the same situation you will know what to do (if you ever find yourself in prison)


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Step 1 try to create certain death for yourself with all the most dangerous criminal gang leaders, make fun of their mothers, surprise them by smashing feces into their face at high velocity

(the key is being ballsy enough to do it full on, no half ass here, that will get you killed)

Once the prison guards are aware that you will die for sure if you are left in general population you can be escorted off to safety, in solitary confinement!

You have your own on suite toilet/bathroom, no one to bother you, perfectly safe, easy sleep, its wonderful.


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Once in solitary you now have the problem of passing time joylessly, you can in theory and in practice be having a much better time of it than 99% of people in the outside world


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Meditation is the only way to get optimal happiness (proven by science) and the highest dopamine levels without the use of hard damaging drugs, so no possibility of being bored and you can enjoy yourself ALOT with 0 external entertainment (much like a druggie can). You will literally be having a better time than most people in the outside world with next to nothing to entertain you.


Next up we move onto tantra (since you are alone in your cell) and using mindfulness to have multiple orgasm extended orgasms and to enjoy sexual pleasure without a limit on time (ie no need for a finish point)


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I hope you enjoy your stay in prison, stay safe, have fun, you deserve the break.

Criminality on the street, isnt easy.

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Old 01-17-2020, 03:17 AM #2
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Also if you really need to kill someone just go for it, there's no extreme consequence, try to hide the evidence, learn meditation and tantra before you commit the murder.

If the worst comes to the worst become a mindfulness master and have one of the best lives possible (like a hard core Buddhist monk) ie loads of time to practice

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Old 01-17-2020, 03:19 AM #3
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Sounds extreme and unrealistic but its very doable. You may have to research other ways to get put in solitary but I think that one works

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A federal prison (life mostly consists of meditation and chores, receiving food handouts)

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Old 01-17-2020, 03:29 AM #4
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The key is realizing that external stuff gives you a dopamine reward a chemical reward inside your brain, but meditation etc gives you a much bigger chemical reward.

Thats why monks appear to us to have a terrible boring life, but actually have it better
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Old 01-17-2020, 03:37 AM #5
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A federal prison (life mostly consists of meditation and chores, receiving food handouts)
you still can not just chill can you? wow, at this rate, you will not last long.

look at how long and silly your opening lounge post is boy, chill a bit.
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Old 01-17-2020, 03:45 AM #6
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you still can not just chill can you? wow, at this rate, you will not last long.

look at how long and silly your opening lounge post is boy, chill a bit.

Watch it Zaroku or I will set this Rabbit on Jhonny, he hasnt bonked anything for 3 years


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His name is Brutus

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Old 01-17-2020, 10:08 AM #8
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Alexkid, I am a hunter, and I would kill that rabbit, skin it, and feed it to jhonny little by little. might even make a stew outta it.

My wife wanted to go hunting with me and my uncles, in the hills of Northern Cali, near Tahoe, and I killed a nice tasty deer. She said something about us being savages.

Do you guys not go hunting with your family, kill and eat what you take?

I am guessing you never ate a deer's sweet bread?
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