never flown a day in my life, I was in a tesla today and pssssh they suck you still have to have your hand on the steering wheel and make micro adjustments or else the mtoehrfucker will stop self driving or soem****
Flew private to Vegas and back on a Lear. It was amazing. We had to give a list of food and drink that we wanted before the flight. Pulled up to the runway hoped on and flew into vegas on the side of the big airport. Off the plane and into a small building and into a Limo. Glad it was my customer that paid the bill for that trip lol.
I've always flown economy. I miss the days they would give us at least a horrible meal and a semi-boring movie to watch. Nowadays, we're lucky if they give us peanut butter and krackers. Best they got on TV is Mr. Bean. Bean will get you through a flight, but it warps your mind, man. Then, I had this Asian dude laughing hysterically next to me on the last leg of the trip, while he was watching a late-night show on his tablet. It was so cramped that I suffered greatly; no lie, it was one of the most uncomfortable experiences in my life, if not the most uncomfortable. Dude took up my arm chair, man.
Nowadays, we're lucky if they give us peanut butter and krackers.
Nowadays, I'm lucky to not have some idiot's knee rubbing against mine for the entire flight. It annoys the hell out of me and sometimes makes me awkwardly horny.
Nowadays, I'm lucky to not have some idiot's knee rubbing against mine for the entire flight. It annoys the hell out of me and sometimes makes me awkwardly horny.
Unwanted, weird contact is the worst. Planes just suck. They always sound fun, but then when you're in there, it's just an uncomfortable waiting game. Never sat next to anyone interesting, either. If people are going to take my arm chair from me, they might as well be ********* interesting
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