Ugly dudes: do you make eye contact in bed?

[deathofaclown]

Or get one of these

[-MAKAVELLI-]

I blindfold her first if I'm gonna **** her face to face

[Teetotaler]

No. Im usually gone before the roofies wear off and she wakes up

[Tom Cruise]

**** eye contact. How am I supposed to pretend its a bloke if I have to look her in the eye?

[New England]

i don't think you're all that ugly. you should embrace the ninja turtle angle and set the bar for halloween. down a bottle of jack daniels and hand out candy.