So......................

[Szef]

I'm surprised yo b!tch ass didn't write something racist.

The day ain't over yet, son.

[Mr McDowell]

The day ain't over yet, son.

I'm your daddy b!tch.

[HughJass]

Right so in a nutshell.

My property was due a gas check.My bath was running when I let him in.The wifey popped back from shopping so I attended to my lovely hot soaking bubbly bath and let her take the reins

I always take the tablet in the bath with me so im occupied whilst soaking in my oily bath.

So whilst the cold water was being put in I decided to check out **** hubs new cumfarting videos.

He then tried to come in to do something to the taps whilst im bashing a quick one out.

I quickly put my foot in front of the door and he nearly broke his ****ing nose walking into it.

Very true story Ripchud a real man baths.Look at the history of the romans my friend.

Jose.I was playing with my stretch armstrong.

[i_am_a_champ]

Good hand speed my man

[BoxingFan85]

Why does the gas man have a key to your house to start with?

EDIT: saw your updated post. So you let a stranger in your house and you went in for a wank/bath.. meh sounds normal..

[Mooshashi]

what was you spanking it to?

what was on your mind?

I'd bet it was the cashmeoutside girl.

[boxingfan91]

Right so in a nutshell.

My property was due a gas check.My bath was running when I let him in.The wifey popped back from shopping so I attended to my lovely hot soaking bubbly bath and let her take the reins

I always take the tablet in the bath with me so im occupied whilst soaking in my oily bath.

So whilst the cold water was being put in I decided to check out **** hubs new cumfarting videos.

He then tried to come in to do something to the taps whilst im bashing a quick one out.

I quickly put my foot in front of the door and he nearly broke his ****ing nose walking into it.

Very true story Ripchud a real man baths.Look at the history of the romans my friend.

Jose.I was playing with my stretch armstrong.

He most likely ****ed your wife

[HughJass]

He most likely ****ed your wife

Then he done me a huge favour then lad,gas checked and holes filled by the handyman.Perfect.

[Zaroku]

I take a bath everyday, after work. showing in the morning. I save my loads for real poon. Getting older and dont have much to spare anymore.

[Willy Wanker]

Hugh



The gas man



Hugh

Bwahahahahaahahaha!!!!