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My all-time top ten boxing dish list...
I won't reveal 'em all in one night, just to add some suspense. But here's who I regard as the ATG top ten.
I did once post in NSB that David Haye was a definite shoo-in for one of the three greatest heavyweights of all time, but they started saying he hadn't proved it with his boxing or something. Dunno what boxing has to do with it tbh.
Let's start with the first three - no order.
Oscar De La Hoya
When Oscar ended his career he was still a handsome man, but Oscar in his mid 30s was only just holding onto a top ten spot by then. In his prime, although I've said this isn't in any order, Oscar was THE dish for me.
Look at that pic, above. Doesn't that make you want to pour banana yoghurt all over his bronzed, toned torso, then slowly lick it off before suckling his bean? No? Then you must be a fucking faggot.
Joe Mesi
People don't talk about Joe Mesi these days, do they? In one way he was a heavyweight with 36 fights, 80% of 'em by KO, and had to retire due to a brain bleed.
However, I only saw him a couple of times, and saw him receive what looked like a gift against a moderate heavyweight in Monte Barrett. So in one sense, he didn't impress me.
In another sense - the sense that I stuck two fingers up my arsehole and jerked myself off - he impressed me greatly. Though seeing pics of him again just now, he's not as dishy as I remembered... does the memory cheat?
John Duddy
With his lovable catchphrase - "my name's John fuckin' Duddy, so it is, where's de potatoes?" - and exciting, "block punches with your face" style, John could have been a superstar. Sadly the Irish fuckwit had to retire before his star had chance to shine bright, his amazing strategy - "sure, I let de other wee fella smack de shit out o'me till he got tired, so I did" - cutting short his potential.
When Duddy retired, he was 29-2... but all dish.
I did once post in NSB that David Haye was a definite shoo-in for one of the three greatest heavyweights of all time, but they started saying he hadn't proved it with his boxing or something. Dunno what boxing has to do with it tbh.
Let's start with the first three - no order.
Oscar De La Hoya
When Oscar ended his career he was still a handsome man, but Oscar in his mid 30s was only just holding onto a top ten spot by then. In his prime, although I've said this isn't in any order, Oscar was THE dish for me.
Look at that pic, above. Doesn't that make you want to pour banana yoghurt all over his bronzed, toned torso, then slowly lick it off before suckling his bean? No? Then you must be a fucking faggot.
Joe Mesi
People don't talk about Joe Mesi these days, do they? In one way he was a heavyweight with 36 fights, 80% of 'em by KO, and had to retire due to a brain bleed.
However, I only saw him a couple of times, and saw him receive what looked like a gift against a moderate heavyweight in Monte Barrett. So in one sense, he didn't impress me.
In another sense - the sense that I stuck two fingers up my arsehole and jerked myself off - he impressed me greatly. Though seeing pics of him again just now, he's not as dishy as I remembered... does the memory cheat?
John Duddy
With his lovable catchphrase - "my name's John fuckin' Duddy, so it is, where's de potatoes?" - and exciting, "block punches with your face" style, John could have been a superstar. Sadly the Irish fuckwit had to retire before his star had chance to shine bright, his amazing strategy - "sure, I let de other wee fella smack de shit out o'me till he got tired, so I did" - cutting short his potential.
When Duddy retired, he was 29-2... but all dish.
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