The OFFICIAL Fat Yank vs Green Teef Thread

[- Ram Raid -]

pipe down, red coat. i recall kicking your ass in 1812 too.

mexican-american war
spanish-american war
philippine–american war

them victories doe

You had a little boundary dispute and took some of your neighbours land. For what?

So you could slap on a Stetson, kink around in chaps & spurs and play with Hank's flesh-shank up over yonder, beyond the prying eyes of your purdy little women.

But while you playing cowboys on the madre, Ol' Juan Carlos had a thought, "Let 'em keep the dust, amigo. That dumb gringo left his door open, and ain't nobody home." Nobody but Mary Lou and her sweet little gingham getup.

So now Juan Carlos is stoking a real man's fire under your wife's britches with that Latino heat. Stretching out on your couch. Eating from of your refrigerator. And watching your damn T.V.

Shiiite. He's the real America. That ain't no victory on your part. That's the very definition of Viva Mexico!!

[- Ram Raid -]

I was gonna give you green for that but apparently I dished some out before.

'Captain Britain' That's got to be one of the lamest super heroes ever. He uses the power to placate - "Let's not fight old boy. We'll settle this over a nice cup of tea. What-what."

All very Neville Chamberlain.

. . . . . . . You daft Yank.

[Rostov Papa]

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Haha it's a close call... That one guy is so fat he sweats the Red, White, and Blue...

The Englishman is so English, he ****s the Queen (and/or Margaret Thatcher). Seriously, though - those have gotta be fake gnashers, eh?


AND THE WINNER? Draw. One of those draws where there'd be no complaints.

[D-MiZe]

That whole revolutionary war bullshit...

Britain allowed the colonies to overthrow the soldiers there at the time, it went to parliament as to whether we should send reinforcements and the notion wasn't passed. We were too busy fighting Napoleon at the time to deal with ze Yanks.

After Napoleon got slapped, shit got real. Like an unstoppable juggernaut, the British marched through Yankland slapping all those that stood in our way. Eventually we got to the capital of Washington. Once you capture a country's capital, that's game over - we win. So we burnt the white house down, looted some of our possessions and fucked off back home.

[Rostov Papa]

That whole revolutionary war bullshit...

Britain allowed the colonies to overthrow the soldiers there at the time, it went to parliament as to whether we should send reinforcements and the notion wasn't passed. We were too busy fighting Napoleon at the time to deal with ze Yanks.

After Napoleon got slapped, shit got real. Like an unstoppable juggernaut, the British marched through Yankland slapping all those that stood in our way. Eventually we got to the capital of Washington. Once you capture a country's capital, that's game over - we win. So we burnt the white house down, looted some of our possessions and fucked off back home.

Napoleon was only like 5 years old when the war started,and like 13 when it ended. At least the revolutionary war which I thought you were referring to.

But you are right - Britain decided it wasn't worth wasting anymore resources and manpower on the colonies, and let them go.


Really, even if Britain won, nothing much would be different about USA now. We'd be like Canada. Still probably would have made the Louisiana purchase, etc., etc.


It is an overrated war, regarding the whole "freedom outcome," etc.

[Rostov Papa]

Ah, I see - you meant the War of 1812? When US and Her Majesty's empire had fisticuffs once again...

[Rostov Papa]

But then again, I don't know... If Britain won, there might never have been the Louisiana purchase, and half of USA would be French speaking.

And perhaps no great constitution....

But the whole "freedom" concept is pretty much just patriotic BS.

I am from the Southern USA, and most of us wanted to remain a part of Her Majesty's crown...

But really at the end of the day, yank-ville, and her majesty's crown have each other's back now through thick and thin. It is fun to take the piss out of each other because we have so much more in common, than different... And if **** hit the fan, we'd clean house hand in hand... side by side! Haha.

[D-MiZe]

I ain't too well versed in that part of history so that post skipped like 50 years or so from one sentence to the next.

[D-MiZe]

But then again, I don't know... If Britain won, there might never have been the Louisiana purchase, and half of USA would be French speaking.

And perhaps no great constitution....

But the whole "freedom" concept is pretty much just patriotic BS.

I am from the Southern USA, and most of us wanted to remain a part of Her Majesty's crown...

But really at the end of the day, yank-ville, and her majesty's crown have each other's back now through thick and thin. It is fun to take the piss out of each other because we have so much more in common, than different... And if **** hit the fan, we'd clean house hand in hand... side by side! Haha.

What was up with the confederates vs union?

[Rostov Papa]

What was up with the confederates vs union?

Ah, it was a cluster**** of issues going on.

But at the heart of it was this: Slavery was giving the South a HUGE edge economically, and the North was at the point of learning from Europe, and industrializing. The two forces were clashing, and when the country banned slavery, the South (Confederates) seceded in order to, as they saw it at the time, protect their way of life.

Really, though, as usual when a war kicks off, it's the 1-5% on each side who are the ones calling for war. Overwhelming majority of Southerners either did not own Slaves, and/or were opposed on moral grounds. Of course the mindset of the time was still one of racist beliefs (in both the North and the South.. And really all over the world).

Basically it was the really, really rich of the North wanting to end slavery so they could become richer, and the really, really rich of the South wanting to secede to continue slavery so they remain rich, and get richer.


ANd today you still have idiotic Southerners, and Northerners too, who love to reenact the war. Idiotic southerners claiming the South will rise again, and equally idiotic Northerners (what yanks refer to as Yankees, haha) claiming all the South is ignorant gun-toting jeebus freaks. So just as there is remaining sentiment from the Revolutionary War, there is also some from the Civil War. Idiots all around, haha.