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  • #11
    Oh.... and the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead doe......

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    • #12
      Originally posted by Beercules View Post
      Lyndon Banes Johnson but yeah fuck LeBron too.
      Jordan and kobe put together aint got **** on lebron. Oh yeah curry too

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      • #13
        Originally posted by Teetotaler View Post
        Jordan and kobe put together aint got **** on lebron. Oh yeah curry too
        Kobe = pac

        Flawed but great

        Jordan = Calzaghe

        Overrated, lucky era, no competition or aging competition

        LeBron = canelo

        Cherrypicker, protected

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        • #14
          change title to Can't even watch TV anymore** haha

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          • #15
            Originally posted by Beercules View Post
            Without Trump jokes and crap. Will they ever get over of this?


            It was funny at first, but now it's just corny. God damn give it a rest
            Whatchu expect? You think this Trump presidency is something normal? Outside of Breitbart and Fox News, people are terrified out there, man. This is one of the main parts of the second Cold War playing out right in front of all of us.

            For anyone to sit by, and let that man do what he's doing without consistently pointing out how wrong it is would be ignorant.

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              • #17
                Baldwin's impersonation of Trump really isn't very good. He DOES NOT have the hands down at all.

                OK I'm an old guy but those new bands are awful.

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                • #18
                  Originally posted by BoxingFan85 View Post
                  BBC doe...
                  LBJ got the BBC beat:

                  'He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call "Jumbo," hooting once, "Have you ever seen anything as big as this?," and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation.'

                  "According to biographer Robert Dallek, at one point during his presidency, Johnson met with a reporter who repeatedly asked him why American troops were in Vietnam. Frustrated, Johnson unzipped his pants, pulled out his "substantial organ" and shouted "This is why!"

                  "Johnson was so sure of his genitaliac superiority that he would invite other world leaders to the White House pool to go skinny dipping before they started diplomatic relations. This was an attempt to "establish genital dominance." He wanted every other leader he was dealing with to know that he was the man in charge. LBJ was the alpha, proudly wielding his dick with the focus and precision of a surgeon."

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                  • #19
                    Originally posted by TheLennox View Post
                    Whatchu expect? You think this Trump presidency is something normal? Outside of Breitbart and Fox News, people are terrified out there, man. This is one of the main parts of the second Cold War playing out right in front of all of us.

                    For anyone to sit by, and let that man do what he's doing without consistently pointing out how wrong it is would be ignorant.
                    Take your tin foil hat off...

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                    • #20
                      Originally posted by MrTambourineMan View Post
                      LBJ got the BBC beat:

                      'He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call "Jumbo," hooting once, "Have you ever seen anything as big as this?," and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation.'

                      "According to biographer Robert Dallek, at one point during his presidency, Johnson met with a reporter who repeatedly asked him why American troops were in Vietnam. Frustrated, Johnson unzipped his pants, pulled out his "substantial organ" and shouted "This is why!"

                      "Johnson was so sure of his genitaliac superiority that he would invite other world leaders to the White House pool to go skinny dipping before they started diplomatic relations. This was an attempt to "establish genital dominance." He wanted every other leader he was dealing with to know that he was the man in charge. LBJ was the alpha, proudly wielding his dick with the focus and precision of a surgeon."
                      You guys may recall (!) that LBJ refused to run for president in 1968, so his VP Hubert Humphry ran instead. Humphrey made all sorts of statements against LBJ's Vietnam policy, so LBJ called Hump into his office and chewed him out.

                      After the meeting, LBJ met with the DC press corps. He told them "Gentlemen, I've just informed the Vice President that I have his balls in my left pocket".

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