can someone help me learn to swim

[Jamie harris]

What are the basics?

[-MAKAVELLI-]

well first you're gonna need ankle weights...i suggest 25lbs per leg

[krazyn8tive]

well first you're gonna need ankle weights...i suggest 25lbs per leg

Fcuk mak, lmao beat me to it

[-jose-]

AlexKid has a pool, ask that nicca to teach you... I'm sure he's got a thong bathing suit and some goggles laying around that he could lend you

[Willy Wanker]

Why do you need to learn how to swim?

Just drive your Ferrari in the water.

It's a Ferrari, I'm sure it will float.

[P.K Dionysus]

AlexKid has a pool, ask that nicca to teach you... I'm sure he's got a thong bathing suit and some goggles laying around that he could lend you

Lmaaaaaaooooooooo!!!!!!

The thought of internet trolls teaching each other to swim in a pool that may or may not exist has made my night.

[P.K Dionysus]

Why do you need to learn how to swim?

Just drive your Ferrari in the water.

It's a Ferrari, I'm sure it will float.

[Jamie harris]

well first you're gonna need ankle weights...i suggest 25lbs per leg

You mean big weights the size of your head? Take this L And learn buster

[Jamie harris]

Why do you need to learn how to swim?

Just drive your Ferrari in the water.

It's a Ferrari, I'm sure it will float.

My car actually has an inflated system by the way so gutted wanker

[-MAKAVELLI-]

You mean big weights the size of your head? Take this L And learn buster

no...bigger...make sure you sink straight to the bottom...


when you're down there, open your mouth and drink as much water as you can