Should I go and slay a hooker tonight?

[BigZ44]

Yeah, why not. She's a hooker, probably won't be missed, just make sure you dump the body where it won't be found for a while

[King Arthur]

Sounds like your mate is secretly in love with you and didn't want you having sex with someone other than him. And now you have money in your pocket to take him sweater shopping.

What he's not telling us is, his mate was inside him last night. They streamed the new jurassic world film and spooned naked. Imitating velociraptors making noises like them whilst fuking.

[Rockybigblower]

I'm not comfortable with the word slay.

Unless Santa is riding one...then it's ok.

[5burowz]

This you, O.P.?

[Quiksilva]

Sorry I meant slay as in bang.

It's a saying where I'm from, "hoe slayer"

[Anthony342]

Yeah, why not. She's a hooker, probably won't be missed, just make sure you dump the body where it won't be found for a while

Yeah and don't wash off at home, otherwise forensics will find the washed off blood in your pipes. Be sure to burn the clothes you were wearing, having a way to extinguish it afterwards and keep the body wrapped in something while transporting, so they kind find blood traces with that luminol stuff crime scene units use. I've noticed that on a lot of episodes of CSI and Forensic Files.

[Rockin']

and your testicles turn black and your d1ck falls off, and you're out a few bucks. Then what? I guess that you'd be looking to slay a doctor next.…...Rockin'

[KING MEAT]

Short answer is yes.

Long answer is yes, you have nothing to lose besides a little money. And maybe a little dignity, but dignity is all in your head anyways. So yes, do it.

I'm soliciting prostitution and jail time lol