What's the proper response for when a dude grabs your ass?

[DARKSEID]

There's this guy who works right next to the quick stop store i hang out at where i smoke get snacks and shoot the **** from time to time.

He knows i have money so he tries to have conversations with me when he sees me, so today he grabs my ass as like a greeting... I dont mean an ass slap or a bump i mean this ***** grabbed my ass cheek.

Nobody else saw it and I didn't want to overreact and blow it out of proportion but i wanted to punch this ***** in his throat. All I know is if it happens again im sure as **** going to overreact.

What should be the correct reaction?

[Tony Trick-Pony]

[Vegemil]

Grab his hand and lead it to your penis.

[Elroy The Great]

make sure to get both cheeks

[A-Wolf]

Grab his hand and lead it to your penis.

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[Beercules]

Shoot him with a fully automatic military grade super AR-15 flamethrower assault rifle.

[HanzGruber]

Lmfao you just let a man grab a handful of your ass. I don’t even think butler would let that slide. You can’t be serious

[DARKSEID]

Lmfao you just let a man grab a handful of your ass. I don’t even think butler would let that slide. You can’t be serious

That **** caught me by surprise man.. I was eating my doritos and it just happened hes like whats up man, im like what the ****, ok nobody saw it, everybody's being casual do I just treat this like a nut check or do i ****ing explode on this dumb ass ***** and cause a scene.

I just walked away but this **** is haunting me. I literally feel like i need to murder this guy to get my self respect back.

Tell you what man first and last time.

[Robbie Barrett]

What did you say to him? Surely you told him not to do it again? If not he's going to think it's OK.

[DARKSEID]

What did you say to him? Surely you told him not to do it again? If not he's going to think it's OK.

He said whats up man, i recoiled in pure ****ing shock, i looked around people were joking and laughing with each other not paying any attention in my direction and then I said nothing, i grabbed my keys and walked it off angrily, no eye contact, mad as hell, because if i caused a scene people would talk and i would have to explain what happened.

It's been replaying in my head all day. It's not worth walking away, I'd rather go to jail.

Next time I see this ***** it's life and death.