70-year-old virgin says she’s finally ready for love

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Wonder what it looks like...

I'm guessing dust and cobwebs.

[Carpe Diem]

Did i read this right? She's hoping to lose her virginity to a millionaire.

"My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire."

[Canelo Phresh]

She'll die a virgin.

[-jose-]

I hope she has been shaving down there for those
70 years...

[Carpe Diem]

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like,
I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'.
We went back to her place. We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom...you still awake?'

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[Larry the boss]

fuck it whats her number?? you can hit taht raw and now worry bout pregnancy or disease........plus you can break her for her social security check and that ass gone be super tight...........

[Canelo Phresh]

**** it whats her number?? you can hit taht raw and now worry bout pregnancy or disease........plus you can break her for her social security check and that ass gone be super tight...........

Larry X Emergency C@ck Services 24/7

[Larry the boss]

Larry X Emergency C@ck Services 24/7

damn right id beat that ass up so good she'll put me in her will and on her life insurance policy as her benifiterary

[Carpe Diem]

She will have powder dry orgasms.

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[led]

fuck it whats her number?? you can hit taht raw and now worry bout pregnancy or disease........plus you can break her for her social security check and that ass gone be super tight...........

Bro, she is looking for a millionaire not scavenger.