Axe a Black Dude!

[Perro]

How comes when I call fighters like Ward and Hopkins boring, I get called a racist?

[Chups]

What's the comeback when a white guy calls you watermelon boy or fried chicken man?

[Canelo Phresh]

hallucinations

what the f#ck ?

Seriously. Take a couple ambien then stay up when you feel tired. Its a fun trip.

[jaded]

So I'm clicking on Veetle TV channels and I start watching a movie. At 1st I think I'm watching Boyz n the Hood (never seen it) and then I realize I'm watching Friday (never see it) and I see the character Smokey and I think..HEY...that's Timothy Horton and I'm pretty impressed...dammm the dude's an actor...so are you...and if so can you hook me up with Megan Fox?

[Dickie Smalls]

What's better:

• a$$ or *******?
• white or purple Welch's?
• thighs or wings?

[T.Horton]

i`ll get to these after i can score some hi-grade....in about an hour when the dope dealer wakes up.

[T.Horton]

Oh. She is awake.

Soon come.

[-jose-]

Why could black comedians crack jokes on every race but when a non black comedian cracks a joke about blacks is called racism ?

[T.Horton]

To late...lol. To avoid tolerance I alternate between trazadone & oxaszepam and I also take melatonin with either...I've had insomnia forever. I'd be up all night without help.

trazodone is terrible. i was prescribed it once and it had falling all over the place because I actually was unable to sleep with it.

[T.Horton]

Do you like fat white chicks?

fat to you may not necessarily fat to me. i am a large black fellow, after all. i do have a penchant for a large ass, small waist and wide hips. you may not like the same women that I do.