Sometimes I Miss Being Single....

[-MAKAVELLI-]

...the other day while i was looking for my old bong, i saw one of my old phones...so i charged it up because i remember having some **** in there and lo and behold...it was a snapshot of my life from 6 years ago


the text messages, pictures, and call logs look completely different than my phone now...it was like 'damn, i used to have a fun life back then'


i counted at least 5 different girls calling me the same day...nowadays, the only females that call me is my girl and my boss


i even saw freaky texts...i miss freaky texts from girls i've known for just a week...now, all i get are texts from ESPN about sports news or texts from my girl asking me to do ****


im not complaining...my life is good now but lookin into that phone, it reminded me of how much times have changed



/rant

[Gorilla Dogs]

there there.....there there

[Irish Hitman]

Ya ive done that before....get old phone looking back through messages and saying ''Oh ya, i remember that(good times and smiling to yourself reading them)''

I can see why my parents said school is the best time of your life..

[-PANDA-]

u want a tissue, mak?

[Canelo Phresh]

think of your girl and listen to this song

[MOTHER DUCKER]

5 girls after you wth?? you shouldn't have settled down

[The_Demon]

I feel ya buddy,i often miss the old times i think its normal too

[-MAKAVELLI-]

u want a tissue, mak?

i want a plane ticket to the philippines...i can pretend to be single there

[Bastian Loc]

Just do what Packy does and step out on your Jinkee.

Nobody has to know dawg.

[-PANDA-]

Just do what Packy does and step out on your Jinkee.

Nobody has to know dawg.

why hasnt tony stepped out on michelle anyway? that broad is getting bigger every time panda sees her

he probably cant find someone else that appreciates the smell of a good fart...ah well