I can picture the scene now:
630AD, Allaballastan:
Two of Mohammed's mates (buddies) come up to him:
Akbad Gupta:
"Brother Mohammed, what are you up to right now?"
Mohammed:
"Errrr.......... nothing...........?"
Akbad:
"You lying ****, I just saw you fucking that 9-year-old."
Mohammed:
"No... no I wasn't... not me."
Akbad:
"I just saw you, you lying bastard. You were nut deep."
Mohammed:
"errrr.... yeah. She's... my wife."
Akbad:
"You wife, you dirty ****? That's fucked up."
Mohammed:
"No, it's... the will of Allah. If you say any more may Allah himself conjure some horned demons to smite your mothers and offer a Jihad. You will be bloody fuckings stoned, isn't it?"
Akbad:
"For real?"
Mohammed:
"Errrrr... yeah. I'm his prophet. He just told me. Honest."
Akbad:
"I just thought you were being perverted."
Mohammed:
"No, it's the bloody fucking will of Allah that is makings me do it."
Akbad:
"Oh, okay then. I'll get back to fucking my camel."
630AD, Allaballastan:
Two of Mohammed's mates (buddies) come up to him:
Akbad Gupta:
"Brother Mohammed, what are you up to right now?"
Mohammed:
"Errrr.......... nothing...........?"
Akbad:
"You lying ****, I just saw you fucking that 9-year-old."
Mohammed:
"No... no I wasn't... not me."
Akbad:
"I just saw you, you lying bastard. You were nut deep."
Mohammed:
"errrr.... yeah. She's... my wife."
Akbad:
"You wife, you dirty ****? That's fucked up."
Mohammed:
"No, it's... the will of Allah. If you say any more may Allah himself conjure some horned demons to smite your mothers and offer a Jihad. You will be bloody fuckings stoned, isn't it?"
Akbad:
"For real?"
Mohammed:
"Errrrr... yeah. I'm his prophet. He just told me. Honest."
Akbad:
"I just thought you were being perverted."
Mohammed:
"No, it's the bloody fucking will of Allah that is makings me do it."
Akbad:
"Oh, okay then. I'll get back to fucking my camel."
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