The ***Official*** 2018 Masters thread.

[Sweet Pea 50]

(Soft Masters music playing in the background)

Hello friends. This is Pea Nantz, and I welcome your stankin' asses to The Masters. Can Tiger return to glory? Will Lefty steal his thunder? Sergio repeat? Will this go down as the greatest Master's in it's 5 billion year history? Do I need to stop smoking this **** right here? Stay tuned and enjoy.

[phallus]

(whispers): dude, tiger gonna bust a nut in all their @sses yo