Sodomized for Burglary by a Notorious Gay Rapist

[Willy Wanker]

The **** Avenger strikes again.

[Weltschmerz]

Holy shit

[BM dnobagaV]

That dudes freaking huge

[Xoo]

I hate burglars so **** those two A Holes. Ooops, I guess that's already happened.

[Elroy The Great]

who names their american son kim ?

[Jewish-Reptile]

Five days of being raped by a man mountain is a bit much, isn’t it?

NO SHYT. though I'm sure a few posters on this website would disagree, notably Golovkin and Laced Up.

[Hype job]

Rape isn't funny.

[Sparked_26]

Articles in the daily sport aren't real apparently.

I know someone who knew someone who used to write for them.

He once wrote an article about hitting a hole in one in golf with a guy's prosthetic leg and took a photo of his mate with a prosthetic leg they found by a golf course.

Anyway here are some other classic stories. For yanks (that paper has **** in it)

[Monaco Slim]

Well i guess you'll have to go wake him up then?

[Jewish-Reptile]

Rape isn't funny.

In this instance it's hilarious.