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      • I just spent an hour and a half at tittie land.

        3 girls for about 45 bucks.

        The last girl was hot, and I extended it another 40 minutes with her for about 75 bucks.

        Then I went and ****ed a Chinese prostitute.

        Another 95 bucks.

        She offered to do a threesome for 190.

        I didn't have the cash.

        I told her maybe tomorrow.

        It's my last night here.

        She also said I have the biggest dick she's ever seen and that I'm a really nice guy.

        She's not the first working girl to say that. I got a hand job in Thailand once, the girl measured my dick with her arm.

        No ****, but I also had the biggest dick on my wrestling team.

        $200 to go have a threeway my last night in Tokyo?

        I'm thinking about it.

        A recruiter brought me there, middle aged Chinese lady, but the chick I ****ed said just come ring the bell, I'll open the door.

        It is tempting.

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        • To be brief, my dick is only 2 inches, from the ground, ******s.

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          • Originally posted by Virgil Caine View Post
            To be brief, my dick is only 2 inches, ******s.
            Virgil, you had a few typos I corrected.

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            • That was the first time I properly ****ed a prostitute.

              I've got head a few times, played with numerous *******, got a handjob in a gogo bar in Thailand, got some Chinese massages in Japan with a handjob.

              I don't really feel bad about it at all.

              Of course I was wrapped up.

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              • Originally posted by NoRudyo! View Post
                Virgil, you had a few typos I corrected.

                You hate me because you ain't me.

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                • Originally posted by Virgil Caine View Post
                  You hate me because you ain't me.


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                  • One weird thing happened, while the Chinese girl was wacking me off, another girl walked in, and I'm just laying there getting wacked off. But I didn't really care. The girl wacking me off was naked, and the other girl was scantly dressed, and I didn't really give a ****. I thought for a sec, am I getting that threesome afterall on the house?

                    They were speaking Chinese. I speak a little Chinese, but not that well. I think they did speak of my giant johnson (who wouldn't!).

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                    • I think I know what I have to do here.

                      It'll set me back a little bit.

                      I need to **** these two Chinese girls.

                      $200 is a hell of a deal.

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