Originally posted by Szef
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But one of my most favorite moments though was when Michael roasted everyone in the office (S05, E15) I rewinded it like three times and I was in tears laughing my ass off.
Michael: Jim: You're 6-11 and weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you.
Dwight, you're a kiss ass. Boom. Roasted.
Pam, you failed art school. Boom. Roasted.
Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom. Roasted.
Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom. Roasted.
Creed, you're teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom. Roasted.
Angela ... where's Angela? Whoa, there you are, I didn't see you there behind that grain of rice. Boom. Roasted.
Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted.
Oscar, you are... [Stanley laughs] Oscar, you're gay.
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