On the field of battle, in a foxhole, which posters would you want with you?

[Zaroku]

I'd need that mixture right about the time the foxhole started talking about average dick size and like how to talk to girls when you're nervous.

P4P Jhonny would make everybody look bad, cutting that conversation short.

Punchr wouldn't be there, so very little I'm nervous around girl's talk.

The Coke would be Peruvian flake, looking like the inside of a clam shell, the heroin would be China white ir Mexican black tar if you prefer that.

Poon would be Vietnam poon, not Muslim unclean poon.

[jaded]

Off the top of my head
Left Hook Tua for obvious reasons
Beercules for obvious reason & he's funny too
MAKAVELLIsmart, funny and not a pvnk
Sup. Smart & logical
TBear to keep **** from getting to out of hand
krazyn8tive injun probably a good tracker
jaded just a cool dude! His dog too, Jhonny might need help. Willy Wanker WesternChamp boxingfan91

Now the posters I'd shoot
Shaolin Sword SunSpace Spoon23
B.UTLER ggg soul_survivor
Too many to list.

Thx for the props. I just heard N Korea fired a missile over Japan...I hope you won't really need a foxhole any time soon.

[Zaroku]

Thx for the props. I just heard N Korea fired a missile over Japan...I hope you won't really need a foxhole any time soon.

Jhonny heard about that. He's digging a chihuahua foxhole!

[Straight Up]

your dog! so that i can barbecue it when i get hungry while at war.

[Zaroku]

your dog! so that i can barbecue it when i get hungry while at war.

Jhonny is pretty fast for a little guy, he'd charge the enemy for sure. Small target to hit with rifle fire, he'd probably save your bacon(azz)

[Canelo Phresh]

Larryx, Makavelli, and MarkBNLV.

[Zaroku]

Larryx, Makavelli, and MarkBNLV.

Very good choices.

Who wouldn't you go to war with?

[P.K Dionysus]

I don't know anything about them really except their trolling and sad stories

I wholeheartedly believe Larry and Tua's war stories so that's why I choose them. Idk of anyone else though, or can't remember right now.

I'd take PK and pay him so he can write a book about the events, and make me the protagonist. Anything Larryx or Tua do that's heroic, just say it was me who did it. If I die cowardly, say that I sacrificed myself to save the universe.

Hell yeah, you know it. I am a fiction writer after all, so you'll look unstoppable.

I'd even include a badly edited stop motion video showing you going out like a true hero.

[P.K Dionysus]

I wouldn't recommend casually peaking under there. Those tit crevices are like the space under the seats at a theater. You might find nachos, crushed m&ms, spit out gum, ticket stubs... who knows really

Such a short, yet immensely descriptive phrase.

[krazyn8tive]

Larryx, Makavelli, and MarkBNLV.

Larry?!?! The enemy would see that yellow beetle coming from a mile away...and he'd be streaming on Facebook live telling everyone his address and ****.

MarkBNLV would try to one up the enemy which would lead to him being immediately killed. "Sitting in a foxhole huh? I dug a foxhole once waaaaaay better than this one back home...*ak-47's charging handles start racking rounds* "wtf...all-47's? I had a golden ak once..." dead

Mak would be your MVP on that squad. Homie is funny and could talk his way out of impending doom