What scares women the most and what hurts them the most?

[jaded]

man cant even get blown on new years my penis hurts too much

Hang in there...I will be putting this on the market in 2017 as soon as my patent comes through.

[AlexKid]

Bro, you could always pay for it.

I was going t o but it would just hurt

[AlexKid]

Hang in there...I will be putting this on the market in 2017 as soon as my patent comes through.

awesome brother

[Pechorin]

I was going t o but it would just hurt

How is that? Go out with a bang, bro!

[Infamous]

In terms of gender specific instincts

Hearing they have an ugly loose smelly *****...