If you are caught staring at another man's penis, what is the best course of action?

[Beercules]

Ask him if it smells like cheese.

[Vegemil]

May as well at that stage see if he is just as gay as you which is why you looked in the first place and offer your anus for being such a c0ck hungry slut to begin with

You think you're straighter than ME?

[i_am_a_champ]

The best thing to do is cup his balls and keep them warm

[RightJab]

But that would hurt his sensitive skin.

Exactly! He'll get a nasty rash at minimum. That's assuming it's a he mind you....