Broke up with my girl (two days after we got back from holiday)

[Bossy]

You dont go full violent at the beginning. You work up to that level of pain.

I'll remember that the next time you ask me to kick you in the **** with my stilettos on.

i have a childhood friend who takes pride in knowing we call her the walking *******.

never met another woman quite like her.

I know a few girls like that actually. We tell this one girl she should have an STD named after her and she thinks that's a good thing.

[Canelo Phresh]

I'll remember that the next time you ask me to kick you in the **** with my stilettos on.



I know a few girls like that actually. We tell this one girl she should have an STD named after her and she thinks that's a good thing.

start out like this.

[Frogs!]

I know a few girls like that actually. We tell this one girl she should have an STD named after her and she thinks that's a good thing.

a few?

mind introducing me to a couple?

i need to update my resume.

[joe strong]

i have a childhood friend who takes pride in knowing we call her the walking *******.

never met another woman quite like her.

a girlfriend of mine totally dropped the ball & did something really stupid & i was drunk at the time so i told her to take her stuff & get the f**k out! she started balling & dropped to her knees kissing my feet. i was drunk & realized maybe i overracted but to be honest i kind of liked her kissing my feet. i passed out shortly after. when i woke up a few hours later still half drunk i pulled out my d**k & slapped it off her face. she swallowed every drop...lol! i felt bad for yelling at her for 3 or 4 seconds....

[Bossy]

a few?

mind introducing me to a couple?

i need to update my resume.

Do you have easy access to penicillin? I don't want my favourite Froggy to clap when he hops.

[Frogs!]

Do you have easy access to penicillin? I don't want my favourite Froggy to clap when he hops.

hahaha!

you're funny.

[ßringer]

It's over.

Suck it up and walk away with some dignity.

[Frogs!]

Do you have easy access to penicillin? I don't want my favourite Froggy to clap when he hops.

yo timmeh, i have the same answer as bossy.

[joe strong]

Do you have easy access to penicillin? I don't want my favourite Froggy to clap when he hops.

cyproflaxin which is used for travellers diarrhea is also used for the clap...

[Bossy]

cyproflaxin which is used for travellers diarrhea is also used for the clap...

I honestly wouldn't know, Joe