Confessions of a gaylord

[AlexKid]

I just saw two hot, drunk women that were flirting with me, calling me hot talking to me etc

I did nothing!!

I didnt talk back, I didnt ask for their numbers I didnt try to get pysical with them.

I just smiled acted swarve, and died inside. My balls were completely absent.

Please verbally abuse me, please give me what I deserve.

[BOXEO _]

Is your last name Focker by any chance?