[PLEASE HELP] Smash or pass?

[BOXEO _]

If you had to serve 10 years in prison and this was your cellmate.

[Derranged]

I'm just drunk and brainstorming here: With all the tax dollars we spend on imprisonment, can't set aside money for blow up dolls and lube? I mean unless the prisoner is truly gay, I'd imagine he'd take the doll.

That said, Pass.

[BOXEO _]

I'm just drunk and brainstorming here: With all the tax dollars we spend on imprisonment, can't set aside money for blow up dolls and lube? I mean unless the prisoner is truly gay, I'd imagine he'd take the doll.

That said, Pass.

I heard prisons are starting to take away the inmates nudie magazines. It's like they want them to prey on the weak or something.

voted dat ass is mine by the way, 10 years is just too long for a hornball like me

[!! AI-Holmes!!]

Yeap, we'll be banging sooner or later.
why would she be my cellmate tho?

[BOXEO _]

Yeap, we'll be banging sooner or later.
why would she be my cellmate tho?

that's the Charleston mass murderer


kinda reminds me of Jackie Harris from roseanne

[Rudyo]

LOL he'll never reach gen-pop. Ugh he'd prob wanna talk a lot though, those are the worst cellmates too. Rape via revenge. I'd wanna trade him off for some cigs, or like a little prison smack.

[Derranged]

I heard prisons are starting to take away the inmates nudie magazines. It's like they want them to prey on the weak or something.

voted dat ass is mine by the way, 10 years is just too long for a hornball like me

The guards are the key to all contraband. If there's a will there's a way.

But even if they allowed nude mags and blow up dolls, lifers would eventually grow bored with them.

[Rudyo]

I heard prisons are starting to take away the inmates nudie magazines. It's like they want them to prey on the weak or something.

voted dat ass is mine by the way, 10 years is just too long for a hornball like me

They always do that, its not a new thing. You gotta be slick with the contraband. Which is almost everything.

[KING MEAT]

10 years in prison... she has a vagina. i have a shaft..

sooner or later shell rape me.

[RealLifeMovie]

They always do that, its not a new thing. You gotta be slick with the contraband. Which is almost everything.

homie you been busted?