If you don't drink Corona

[TRAVI$]

One of your parents was mentally ill during conception
Even Hermione Granger drinks it.

[Oasis_Lad]

That's actually a bottle of Harry's spunk he whipped up in potions class.

[TRAVI$]

That's actually a bottle of Harry's spunk he whipped up in potions class.

I stalked her & stuff
I just thought you would like to know.

[Oasis_Lad]

I stalked her & stuff
I just thought you would like to know.

Did you ever get further than the bushes outside her house?

[TRAVI$]

Did you ever get further than the bushes outside her house?

How about the bushes inside her panties
Nah, she hates me really
My wand wasn't the right one for her.

[Oasis_Lad]

How about the bushes inside her panties
Nah, she hates me really
My wand wasn't the right one for her.

Too thin and shooting things out of the end haphazardly and far too early?

[TRAVI$]

Too thin and shooting things out of the end haphazardly and far too early?

That and it's been handed around Hogwarts like the library books.

[Nacho_Analstain]

I think Oasis lad would agree when i say she needs an un opened can of Stella thrown down her neck ...

[Oasis_Lad]

Nah, tis a waste of Stella. She's more than welcome to finish Harry's bottled "Corona" and nibble on me beef bayonet afterward though

[Derranged]

Corona sucks. ANd the lemon makes it worse. I hate when people say, "You gotta try it with the lemon man!" Get the **** outta here. Heineken and Heineken Lite ****s on Corona!!!