longest you gone without gettin dat puzzycat meow

[Beercules]

Does grinding count? Like some intense dancin?

**** if it does then I have some good news to tell you guys im not a virgin!

I'm surprised you never copped a feel off Mary Jane Rottencrotch when you were in the marines through her purty pink panties

I wish, but back in North Carolina my friend banged a whore (literally a prostitute) when he woke up his phone and all his crap was gone



I live through his achievement.

[BigNuts]

I'm 27 and first time I got puzzy when I was 25 from a hooker with a condom. Didn't feel all that great. Honestly watching **** and using my hand felt better.

Don't see what all the hype is about puzzy. It's overrated.

[phallus]

**** if it does then I have some good news to tell you guys im not a virgin!



I wish, but back in North Carolina my friend banged a whore (literally a prostitute) when he woke up his phone and all his crap was gone



I live through his achievement.

I remember Sgt. Hartmann telling the marines that they had to sleep with their rifles because it was the only ***** they were going to get. the deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle

I'm 27 and first time I got puzzy when I was 25 from a hooker with a condom. Didn't feel all that great. Honestly watching **** and using my hand felt better.

Don't see what all the hype is about puzzy. It's overrated.

[Rudyo]

Beer just wear your uniform around, and go to like a country concert.

[Beercules]

Beer just wear your uniform around, and go to like a country concert.

I'm too fat for it now.


I'll just go to a bar and hit on drunk chicks.



Country music

[Pigeons]

Beercules is still waiting

[Pigeons]

No surprise his f@ggot ass is all over this thread.

[Rudyo]

I'm too fat for it now.


I'll just go to a bar and hit on drunk chicks.



Country music

Thats another good way, wear the hat. they'll dig it. Or is your head too fat too? lolol

I gotta admit that I dabble in some country sometimes when someone puts it on. my folk roots lol.

[Beercules]

No surprise his f@ggot ass is all over this thread.

I would ask if you're a virgin, but you've let Ward ravage your arsehole multiple times.

Thats another good way, wear the hat. they'll dig it. Or is your head too fat too? lolol

I gotta admit that I dabble in some country sometimes when someone puts it on. my folk roots lol.

Lol I hate the south dude, I'm from da norf.


Some good times down there though

[Rudyo]

I would ask if you're a virgin, but you've let Ward ravage your arsehole multiple times.




Lol I hate the south dude, I'm from da norf.


Some good times down there though

I was born in TX lol true hick town, but I moved uber north before it could really affect me. ATG song is red solo cup.