Beercules gimme tinder tips

[i_am_a_champ]

Im single now

I wanna bang fatties and old hags

Give your boy some game man

[Vegemil]

Im single now

I wanna bang fatties and old hags

Give your boy some game man

I'm the resident alpha around here so all of your questions should be addressed to me.

1. Consent is optional. In the United States we have all of these "rules" and "regulations" but the simple fact of the matter is that words are just that. Words.

2. Winners don't hear words like, "No". We just press forward into the great beyond. There is a fine line between following somebody around and stalking them so do some research.

3. Make sure to put up a fake picture as your dating profile, while subtly lowering her self esteem before the physical date so she has no choice but to choose you.

[boxingfan91]

Im single now

I wanna bang fatties and old hags

Give your boy some game man

Bish, dat nukka has to give me tips first. I gets no play on Tinder

[Beercules]

Honestly just keep swiping right, then when you match get a little drunk then slit your game.


Also, make an interesting bio and only upload your best selfies (obviously)


Trust me, Tinder is the easiest **** ever.

I'm actually dating this girl I met from Tinder now, ya boy got boo'd up

[i_am_a_champ]

Honestly just keep swiping right, then when you match get a little drunk then slit your game.


Also, make an interesting bio and only upload your best selfies (obviously)


Trust me, Tinder is the easiest **** ever.

I'm actually dating this girl I met from Tinder now, ya boy got boo'd up

Brother Beer your boy just come back from focking a 49 yr old jew beeotch.

She wasnt much of a fattie but she was milfy. Her body was ok , she had a big jew nose

She right swiped on me.

Talked on tinder for an hour or so then i extracted her number and had a phone chat.

Picked her up 20 mins later for a drink.

Went back to hers. Focked her for an hour or so before bustinba nut

She nutted several times and when she would she would squeeze her thighs round me and laugh hysterically

After i nutted i made some excuse and focked off!

Im boosting my profile now looking for hotter hags and fatties

Good advice on swiping

Aww brother beer got boo'd up

Mah nrigga

[i_am_a_champ]

Bish, dat nukka has to give me tips first. I gets no play on Tinder

I just banged an old jew broad.

Im so hot rn

[Zaroku]

Brother Beer your boy just come back from focking a 49 yr old jew beeotch.

She wasnt much of a fattie but she was milfy. Her body was ok , she had a big jew nose

She right swiped on me.

Talked on tinder for an hour or so then i extracted her number and had a phone chat.

Picked her up 20 mins later for a drink.

Went back to hers. Focked her for an hour or so before bustinba nut

She nutted several times and when she would she would squeeze her thighs round me and laugh hysterically

After i nutted i made some excuse and focked off!

Im boosting my profile now looking for hotter hags and fatties

Good advice on swiping

Aww brother beer got boo'd up

Mah nrigga

Trophies? Did you steal any of her jewelry?

Armatures.... strictly armatures.

[Zaroku]

Honestly just keep swiping right, then when you match get a little drunk then slit your game.


Also, make an interesting bio and only upload your best selfies (obviously)


Trust me, Tinder is the easiest **** ever.

I'm actually dating this girl I met from Tinder now, ya boy got boo'd up

Remind me, once we meet to tell you about a troll I pounded many moons ago, and stole her jewelry. It’s a great and funny story.

[i_am_a_champ]

Trophies? Did you steal any of her jewelry?

Armatures.... strictly armatures.

She lives in Rekhovat or something in Israel. Some place thats booming with science.

Naaw big homie i licked her pooosey and pumped that pooosey

[Bobby Deez]

This motha****a just ask for beerc's tinder tip? Y'all *****s ain't trying to hide it anymore