This Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?

[Redd Foxx]

She's got those psycho eyes. I've known hispanic women with those eyes and you don't just fuk em and leave em without getting your tires slashed and 50 voice mails that grow in urgency.

So, yea, she's good looking but something about her scares me. Past trauma stuff.

[Mighty_Windir]

See, you're nicer than me. I'll just lie to her as long as I'm getting it.

"Sure baby, New Green Deal is great... Yeah, I'll get that Prius real soon... Of course honey I voted for you, now come here"

Even she knows the Green New Deal is a disaster.

She'll know you're lying for sure

[sweetpea87]

Without question. Considering how crazy she is I bet she’s a demon in the sack

[paulf]

She's got those psycho eyes. I've known hispanic women with those eyes and you don't just fuk em and leave em without getting your tires slashed and 50 voice mails that grow in urgency.

[GGG Gloveking]

Even she knows the Green New Deal is a disaster.

She'll know you're lying for sure

But I love her so much I'll support all her stupid ideas and encourage her.

"Honey, you got the best brain"

[jazluvr]

Without question. Considering how crazy she is I bet she’s a demon in the sack

^^^this right here....she strikes me as a sexual wildcat. :boobies:

[WarVeteranO01]

Not her politics. And not her nasally voice.

I saw a photo that compared her to Mr. Ed online the other day. Maybe I'm blind, but... I would.

I think it shows how fragmented politics has become that people would think things like "I wouldn't, she's a freakin' libtard!"

It's like, she can bring back the Third Reich, as long as she promises to suck my ****, you know what I mean? Or is it just me?

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Ive said from the beginning id hit it but shes not allowed to speak or smile.

[Left Hook Tua]

You can have her

More Nancy Pelosi for me

[jazluvr]

You can have her

More Nancy Pelosi for me

eeewww..........

[Longhaul]

See, you're nicer than me. I'll just lie to her as long as I'm getting it.

"Sure baby, New Green Deal is great... Yeah, I'll get that Prius real soon... Of course honey I voted for you, now come here"

She might push the green deal but she lives by the golden shower.