Went into the city last night to pick up a prostitute.......

[-MAKAVELLI-]

so in summary, a guy sucked your dick for $10 last nite

[BigNuts]

hard out here for a pimp.

Almost made me wreck my car steering into the opposite lane. I had got it waxed and polished the day before. The car wasn't even at a complete stop yet, but he was in such a rush to get out. So while he was a few inches off the seat and almost out of the car, I floored that bytch on purpose. fccker hit the pavement rolling with his stuff he brought with him.

[TheMexHurricane]

Well since I was banned for awhile, I've had some extra time to kill. This happened a few weeks back, but feel it needs telling.

I went strolling into downtown at around 3am smoking on a cuban with some 2pac blasting and the area was hot with cops like it always is during the summer.

I circled around a few blocks just to see who would pop up and saw this thick ass white girl up the street in some booty shorts and was about to holla at her, but a pig showed up out of nowhere and the girl ended up taking off the other way while the cop stopped his car and looked. Never seen her pop back up. Cop drove by and gave me a deep stare and I stared right back at him as we both went our separate ways. Drove around for a little longer to see if I could find her again, but never showed back up. It's now around 3:45am and I'm about to drive back home.

As I'm heading out of the city, I'm at a red light and I see someone running towards my passenger side waving their hands running as fast as they could. From a distance it looked like a female, so I unlocked the door and rolled down the window. Usually hookers lean in the window and talk, but instead this one immediately opened up the door without talking , sat down, closed the door and said "that was close, they are everywhere today!" Hearing the voice, it was clear it was a man even though it looked like a woman in the dark. I said "are you a man" and he said "I am anything you want to be, baby". I then said "hell naw you gotta get the hell up out of here". He said "why? you don't like me or something, baby?". I said I only like real 100% women. He then said "look I really need this money tonight and I will even take $10". I then told him to get out of my car and he flat out said NO I'm not going anywhere.

I didn't even know the light had turned green until a car behind me blew his horn. So I started driving and ran into another red light up the street. I turned the music all the way down and said "I'm not going to tell you again, get your ass out of the car". He says "no, I'm not going anywhere until I get some money". So I reach for the glove box to open it up and he sees what I'm doing and tried to prevent me from opening it up. After the scuffle, I get it open and point the gun at him and he's screaming "don't shoot me, please I'm sorry I'll get out, just don't shoot me please." So I slow the car down, but it wasn't completely stopped and he opens the door and gets out and as he is leaving, I hit the gas and he ends up falling down and the door ends up closing itself. In the rear view I saw he rolled a few times while his luggage was tossed around as he was lying in the street.

Sus.

[BigNuts]

Sus.

Other than that incident, all has been well. Enjoying the summer waiting for football season to start because I'm tired of losing money gambling on baseball.

I have picked up quite a few cuties at the bus stops these past couple months as well.

[Death_Adder]

Well since I was banned for awhile, I've had some extra time to kill. This happened a few weeks back, but feel it needs telling.

I went strolling into downtown at around 3am smoking on a cuban with some 2pac blasting and the area was hot with cops like it always is during the summer.

I circled around a few blocks just to see who would pop up and saw this thick ass white girl up the street in some booty shorts and was about to holla at her, but a pig showed up out of nowhere and the girl ended up taking off the other way while the cop stopped his car and looked. Never seen her pop back up. Cop drove by and gave me a deep stare and I stared right back at him as we both went our separate ways. Drove around for a little longer to see if I could find her again, but never showed back up. It's now around 3:45am and I'm about to drive back home.

As I'm heading out of the city, I'm at a red light and I see someone running towards my passenger side waving their hands running as fast as they could. From a distance it looked like a female, so I unlocked the door and rolled down the window. Usually hookers lean in the window and talk, but instead this one immediately opened up the door without talking , sat down, closed the door and said "that was close, they are everywhere today!" Hearing the voice, it was clear it was a man even though it looked like a woman in the dark. I said "are you a man" and he said "I am anything you want to be, baby". I then said "hell naw you gotta get the hell up out of here". He said "why? you don't like me or something, baby?". I said I only like real 100% women. He then said "look I really need this money tonight and I will even take $10". I then told him to get out of my car and he flat out said NO I'm not going anywhere.

I didn't even know the light had turned green until a car behind me blew his horn. So I started driving and ran into another red light up the street. I turned the music all the way down and said "I'm not going to tell you again, get your ass out of the car". He says "no, I'm not going anywhere until I get some money". So I reach for the glove box to open it up and he sees what I'm doing and tried to prevent me from opening it up. After the scuffle, I get it open and point the gun at him and he's screaming "don't shoot me, please I'm sorry I'll get out, just don't shoot me please." So I slow the car down, but it wasn't completely stopped and he opens the door and gets out and as he is leaving, I hit the gas and he ends up falling down and the door ends up closing itself. In the rear view I saw he rolled a few times while his luggage was tossed around as he was lying in the street.

That's why you always roll down the window, but have to keep the doors locked.

[BigNuts]

That's why you always roll down the window, but have to keep the doors locked.

Yeah but like I said, cops were out and I was already heading out to get on the freeway. It looked like a regular female from a distance, so I unlocked the door and rolled down the window thinking she would stick her head in the window, say a few words and hop in, but instead didn't say anything. I also didn't want to take time unlocking the door and get caught soliciting and going to jail and "her" stature was small, so there wasn't much she would have been able to do, but I was wrong. fccker had some mule strength.

[siablo14]

Well since I was banned for awhile, I've had some extra time to kill. This happened a few weeks back, but feel it needs telling.

I went strolling into downtown at around 3am smoking on a cuban with some 2pac blasting and the area was hot with cops like it always is during the summer.

I circled around a few blocks just to see who would pop up and saw this thick ass white girl up the street in some booty shorts and was about to holla at her, but a pig showed up out of nowhere and the girl ended up taking off the other way while the cop stopped his car and looked. Never seen her pop back up. Cop drove by and gave me a deep stare and I stared right back at him as we both went our separate ways. Drove around for a little longer to see if I could find her again, but never showed back up. It's now around 3:45am and I'm about to drive back home.

As I'm heading out of the city, I'm at a red light and I see someone running towards my passenger side waving their hands running as fast as they could. From a distance it looked like a female, so I unlocked the door and rolled down the window. Usually hookers lean in the window and talk, but instead this one immediately opened up the door without talking , sat down, closed the door and said "that was close, they are everywhere today!" Hearing the voice, it was clear it was a man even though it looked like a woman in the dark. I said "are you a man" and he said "I am anything you want to be, baby". I then said "hell naw you gotta get the hell up out of here". He said "why? you don't like me or something, baby?". I said I only like real 100% women. He then said "look I really need this money tonight and I will even take $10". I then told him to get out of my car and he flat out said NO I'm not going anywhere.

I didn't even know the light had turned green until a car behind me blew his horn. So I started driving and ran into another red light up the street. I turned the music all the way down and said "I'm not going to tell you again, get your ass out of the car". He says "no, I'm not going anywhere until I get some money". So I reach for the glove box to open it up and he sees what I'm doing and tried to prevent me from opening it up. After the scuffle, I get it open and point the gun at him and he's screaming "don't shoot me, please I'm sorry I'll get out, just don't shoot me please." So I slow the car down, but it wasn't completely stopped and he opens the door and gets out and as he is leaving, I hit the gas and he ends up falling down and the door ends up closing itself. In the rear view I saw he rolled a few times while his luggage was tossed around as he was lying in the street.

Downtown ATL is dead as **** by 10pm. Plus we all the know if we want pros, Backpage is where we go. I think you are bull****ting.

[Eff Pandas]

I'm sure thats Eddie Murphy's story too.

[RightJab]

I'm partial to a hooker, but the 'high class escorts' they're cleaner, some live in dope properties (all dat sugar daddy money). Though I've used 2 regular hookers in Amsterdam very good. I was fuked one night and asked one "how much for you to punch me in the face and squeeze my balls" because I thought I was being funny.

She gave me the dirtiest look. I think the bouncer would have punched me for free as he overheard haha.

Then Kings Cross in Sydney, Australia on a rugby tour for the England u18 team. Fuked two hookers there (was 17 lol). Life is for living. (Or dying via aids).

Fingered a stripper in Cairns, Australia too, not allowed to touch, but private one on one booth, she must of liked me. Stinkiest fingers I've had ever after a finger blast, so she was a dirty girl, who should have been punished!

[El-blanco]

I'm partial to a hooker, but the 'high class escorts' they're cleaner, some live in dope properties (all dat sugar daddy money). Though I've used 2 regular hookers in Amsterdam very good. I was fuked one night and asked one "how much for you to punch me in the face and squeeze my balls" because I thought I was being funny.

She gave me the dirtiest look. I think the bouncer would have punched me for free as he overheard haha.

Then Kings Cross in Sydney, Australia on a rugby tour for the England u18 team. Fuked two hookers there (was 17 lol). Life is for living. (Or dying via aids).

Fingered a stripper in Cairns, Australia too, not allowed to touch, but private one on one booth, she must of liked me. Stinkiest fingers I've had ever after a finger blast, so she was a dirty girl, who should have been punished!

Lmaooooooooo