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Am I a coward for being afraid of the giant fruit Bat??
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Originally posted by shinobi108 View PostI work on weekends as a nighttime concierge, out on patrols we have several large trees full of the giant fruit bat, Before working in this location I had always thought bats were small animals a human could kill easily(many call it a flying mouse). In reality this thing is actually quite huge, it looks more like a flying cat in terms of its body size and the wings are as long as mine. They are not peaceful like everybody says, they make noises whenever the guards walk past their tree and sometimes fly near you bearing their huge fangs to scare you away. This animal is actually really scary I never expected that because I'd never worked out doors at night time before.
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Originally posted by Ruthless One View PostI bet BBQ'd fruit bat goes well with beer.Originally posted by Amazinger View PostYou know if you agitate them enough they will bite you in the neck and suck you eh.Originally posted by -jose- View Postnow that you ask a while back I fell asleep at my boys house after smoking a blunt and when I woke up I noticed my pants were...hmmm but he doesn't own a bat...wait a second...
Originally posted by Psylence83 View PostI'd be going fully equiped with an orange gun!!
Death by fruit!Originally posted by squealpiggy View PostIt's perfectly rational for you to be afraid of giant fruit bats. You are, after all, a giant fruit.
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