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  • Gonna eat a **** load of cheese...

    and attempt lucid dreaming tonight, anyone with me?.

    I aim to be masturbating over Natalie Portman's face within the next few hours.

  • #2
    I dont understand the cheese part. Ive heard of lucid dreams, is cheese to help make it happen or something?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Kenny MF Powers View Post
      I dont understand the cheese part. Ive heard of lucid dreams, is cheese to help make it happen or something?
      No but i always seem to have strange dreams after eating cheese. Everytime i eat cheese before bed i have more vivid dreams.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Kenny MF Powers View Post
        I dont understand the cheese part. Ive heard of lucid dreams, is cheese to help make it happen or something?
        Uh, what happens is the bacteria from the cheese and in your stomach have a party and your brain releases chemicals to calm them down.

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        • #5
          Cheese increases your dream intenisty.

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          • #6
            Interesting. Didnt know that.

            Might have to give it a try sometime, see what happens.

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            • #7
              YOU and lucid dreaming
              How to get there
              There are essentially two aspects of getting yourself into a lucid dream:

              · Learning to recognise your dreams.

              · Constantly questioning your state of consciousness.

              Some people learn lucid dreaming techniques in a week. Others take months. Reading this page might even cause you to have a lucid dream tonight.

              If you practice the techniques listed below, you'll probably experience a lucid dream within the next few nights.

              Some lucid dreaming techniques which act as steps toward lucid dreaming are:

              Question your state right now: "Am I Dreaming?" To become lucid you should realise that you are dreaming. The best way to do that is to get into the habit of asking yourself, throughout the day, "Am I dreaming?"

              Set yourself a 'Dream Cue': A dream cue is something you can use as a signal to yourself to let yourself know that you are dreaming. Your dream signal can be whatever works for you. Throughout my day, my watch beeps every hour. Whe i hear the beep, I look at the back of my hands and ask myself "are these my real hands, or am I dreaming?". Because I do it so often, and because my watch still beeps (on the desk next to my head) whilst sleeping, I end up looking at the back of my hands in my dream too. And my lucid dream begins :-)

              Master dream recall: Recording your dreams in a Dream Journal. To become aware of your dreams, you should know what your dreams are like and should be able to recognise them. Spending some time recording your dreams in a journal can do this. Start a dream journal. For more info on why you need a dream journal see my lens on how to remember your dreams. This is the most effective among all lucid dreaming techniques. A reliable effort to remember lucid dreams will help your waking mind to become more friendly with your dreaming awareness and will also allow you to become more aware of your dream content. Lucid dreaming will be more successful when you can recall a dream per night.

              Get up during the night: Morning naps after a period of being awake are more productive and provide the best pay-off. Drinking a glass of water before going to bed will probably help you wake up naturally, before morning, with enough time to go back to sleep, because you'll probably need to go to the toilet at about 5:00 o'clock in the morning!

              Visualisation: This technique is especially effective. Imagine yourself waking up, writing down a fantastic, colourful, lucid dream into your dream journal. Say to yourself as you start getting ready to go to bed "I will have a lucid dream tonight, then I will write it down in my dream journal". And say this many many times to yourself, until you fall asleep.

              Plan a lucid dream activity in advance: Lucid dreams can be planned in advance. If you tell yourself what you want to dream about, and that you want to write it down the next morning, you are far more likely to have a memorable dream about it. You should add to the visualisation technique above by saying to yourself "I will have a lucid dream tonight, and I will fly to the top of a mountain. Then I will write it down in my dream journal".

              Be patient and persistent: Lucid dreaming is a skill that requires time and focus to master; even though many people experience success the first night or during the first couple of weeks.

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