Are you the ultimate sex toy for women?

[AlexKid]

Welcome back Alexkid

Thanks bro its good to be unbanned

[KING MEAT]

Try Jelqing do it for 3 months combined with ulis and come back to me

Yeah sure. 3 months jelq and gain 5-6 inches and 50% girth. Like I said on my first post, it's not the sick size. It's my inability to last longer

[AlexKid]

Yeah sure. 3 months jelq and gain 5-6 inches and 50% girth. Like I said on my first post, it's not the sick size. It's my inability to last longer

blind fold her and use a cucumber

[Pat bateman]

kamasutra size chartAccording to the Kama Sutra, men can be classified on the basis of the size of their *****, or lingam as it is called in Sanskrit. A person with a small ***** is described as a hare-man, one with an average-sized ***** is described as a bull-man, and one with an unusually large ***** is described as a horse-man. Similarly, females can be classified according to the size of their yoni, or vagina. A woman with a small yoni is called a deer, one with an average-sized yoni is a mare and one with an unusually large yoni is an elephant. The Kama Sutra identifies nine types of Tantric union, based on each of the three lingam types copulating with each of the three yoni types.

Im a borse bull Cross horse bro

[AlexKid]

Im a borse bull Cross horse bro

xD

I have to go to Korea to bone their women some time just imagine your whole life you have been boning small guys and then come AlexKid a western stock broker with a huge wang and 15 pc body fat

[Pat bateman]

xD

I have to go to Korea to bone their women some time just imagine your whole life you have been boning small guys and then come AlexKid a western stock broker with a huge wang and 15 pc body fat

You would have a field day with Asian poontang. you would leave Korea with nicknames big hung or king dong. The women would be left wanting more from mighty alexkid. The eighth anatomical wonder of the western world.

[COVID-19]

[raty tat tat]

No I'm lousy with women never had a girlfriend

[i_am_a_champ]

No I'm lousy with women never had a girlfriend

Thats all of us here

I know beer is banging fatties at a high rate doe

[KING MEAT]

Thats all of us here

I know beer is banging fatties at a high rate doe

Idk.. I doubt beer gets laid