Drunk Lang

[Derranged]

BostonGayGuy and his stupid mod power

[Derranged]

I need to stop drinking Sundays. So I've had





Whats next?

Some cheap white wine while some beer gets chilled

[BostonGuy]

BostonGayGuy and his stupid mod power

If it ain't kosher, it ain't right!...

[Derranged]

If it ain't kosher, it ain't right!...

You piece of crap!!!

[Drunken Cat]

Getting drunk every day.

Never studying.

Just flirting with girls on facebook, and on my cell phone, and ****.

I'm sipping on a beer, and some whiskey.

I set something up with one girl, for the 23rd. She's coming to my house, and bringing some other girls.

It seems like I should invite some dudes, but all of my male friends are douche bags, for the most part.

I'll think it over.

[AFTER HOURS]

Drank this stuff, twas harsh. Oak aged Pumpkin ale.



Now I'm drinking the following which is way simpler




Whats on tap for you turds?

who is that in the pic?

[Drunken Cat]

Am I the only one who wishes I could just walk out of my house, stark naked, and go to the store, or something?

Maybe it'd be a bit too cold.

But, I'm always buck naked in my home.

It's sort of an inconvenience to have to put on clothes, just to go outside.

[Drunken Cat]

I mean, I need to have a beer run soon. And, I need to go to the ATM.

And, maybe I should get something to eat.

And, I would like to go to the bar, soon, I think.

It's just not that convenient to have to put on cloths, just to leave my house.

[Drunken Cat]

I guess I am comfortable in my skin, though.

In Japan, it is very common to have public baths.

Of course, they are segregated by gender.

When I go back to my hometown in Oregon though, I do go to a public hot spring, and after dark, it is a nudist place.

There are girls, together with guys. But, I don't give a ****. I go there, and I bath naked. And, there are girls with their **** out. Yes, I have to try not to get a stiffy.

Luckily, there is also a pool. So, I can jump in and cool my jets, if need be.

[Drunken Cat]

I'm going to the bar. I need to take a shower first.

I think I'll have some non-kosher meat on the way, just for good measure.

Did I mention, I just learned that I am part Jewish?

I'm also part Lebanese.

And I hate Israel for destroying Lebanon.

But, my 92 year old grandmother is, either half or full Jewish.

It's one of those secrets she intended to take to her grave.

She is Austrian-Hungarian.

She grew up in Vienna, and fled to England in the late 1930s, and eventually to the US.

Much of her family (and my family) was exterminated.

I never knew I was part Jewish.

But, I guess I am a Jew, opposed to the occupation of Palestine.