How can I get pvssy?

[BrometheusBob.]

Talk to women or hire a hooker, really your only options. No one is just gonna jump your bones.

[.:: JSFD26 ::.]

Lmao

[Uncle Rodge]

Whats wrong with your mom all of a sudden?

[Mikhnienko]

1.Go to Sweden

2.Paint yourself Black and say you're Somali

3. Say you're 15 (doesn't matter if you're 50)

4. All the free gash you want with zero repercussions.

Even feminists will defend you and scream racist at anyone who dare criticize you're surprise sex tactics!

[DARKSEID]

The first step you need to take is to stop jacking off to the backstreet boys. That's number one.

[Zaroku]

Start with an old toothless woman, and work you way to younger & hotter women with teeth.

[Damn Wicked]

Why are hookers out of the question?

Because he's in prison.

[Damn Wicked]

The best place to get pvssy.....Adopt a cat at your local animal shelter.

PS. Declaw the cat before you make your big move or you'll be shredded to ribbons.

[Damn Wicked]

Chloroform

[F l i c k e r]

1.Go to Sweden

2.Paint yourself Black and say you're Somali

3. Say you're 15 (doesn't matter if you're 50)

4. All the free gash you want with zero repercussions.

Even feminists will defend you and scream racist at anyone who dare criticize you're surprise sex tactics!

Seriously? Swedish birds want black schl0ng on the mass scale?