It is now 37 days since drug suspect last had a poo

[Elroy The Great]

or

[GGG Gloveking]

I admire his dedication. Maybe whatever it was already dissolved.



Scully could give me a prostate exam. I love The X Files.

I'd rather get just give me some scully...

[bigfo0t]

This is ****ING HILARIOUS!

Only way I see this being possible, is if he had a stash of some kind of opiate/opioid that busted open in his digestive system. They are known to cause constipation. I've heard horror stories about addicts resorting to lube and latex gloves to dig that **** out manually, after being backed-up for days or weeks *puke*