Do you jerk off?

[Flabulous]

I'm never masturbating again.

[Spray_resistant]

While in a relationship?

I dont do it because we have sex pretty often and but when she is on her period things change. I jerk off like 2 times a day while she's at work. Im so horny. Can any of you guys go a week without blowing your load? i cant

Oh and when im single all i do is watch **** and jerk off, but what else is there to do when you cant get any p*ssy...

I didn't so much at 1st but I have been with the missus for over 5 years so its not like we are making whuppy everyday like in the beginning.

[Frogs!]

i used to.

but now that i have a job, i pay some random guy to do it for me.

[UglyPug]

i used to.

but now that i have a job, i pay some random guy to do it for me.

FROGS pays PANDA to do it!!!!

[Frogs!]

FROGS pays PANDA to do it!!!!

soft and furry hands ftw!!!

[Danny Gunz]

lol i thought it was for me too. . but i hadn't had sex in like two months, and like i said - didn't make a withdrawal from the sperm bank for three weeks. . . guess i was so subconsciously horny, it happened. . .

Your body has to discharge the sperm one way or another. If youre not having sex or jerking off youre gonna have a wet dream, no matter how old you are.

[OldMoney91]

i havent jerked off in 4 whole days

[joe strong]

is it you, is me, search for things that you can't see,going blind, out of reach somewhere in the vaseline...han solo is my middle name!

[ßringer]

I used to until I got a job..........

WTF is the movie your sig .gif is from? Not the ****, the AK spraying that dude in the face with shells?

Shit had me rolling.

[BostonGuy]

is it you, is me, search for things that you can't see,going blind, out of reach somewhere in the vaseline...han solo is my middle name!

STP - Vasoline:

http://youtu.be/SzRjofcGn00

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