The heartbreak thread?

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No man is invincible, no plan is foolproof
We all must meet our moment of truth

[Curtis Harper]

''I fell for this girl hard and fast. She has a boyfriend...''

Hope TS isn't expecting serious real life answers !!!!

I'm actually doubting this story. Not even virgins act like this.

[Gideon lock]

In all seriousness brother. You need to contact her mother and sing her this.

"Yeah this one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas, mamas
Mamas, mamas, baby mamas, mamas
Yeah, go like this
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
My baby's drama mama, don't like me
She be doing things like having them boys come from her neighborhood
To the studio trying to fight me
She need to get a, piece of the american pie and take her bite out
That's my house, I'll disconnect the cable and turn the lights out
And let her know her grandchild is a baby, and not a paycheck
Private school, daycare, **** medical bills I pay that
I love your mom and everything, but see I ain't the one who laid down
She wanna rib you up to start a custody war, my lawyers stay down
**** you never got a chance to hear my side of the story we was divided
She had fish fries and cookouts for my child's birthday I ain't invited
Despite it, I show her the utmost respect when I fall through
All you, do is defend that lady when I call you, yeah
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
Me and yo' daughter, got's this thing going on
(We got a special kind of thing going on)
You say it's puppy love
We say it's full grown
Hope that we feel this, feel this way forever
You can plan a pretty picnic
But you can't predict the weather, Ms. Jackson
Ten times out of nine, now if I'm lyin; fine
The quickest muzzle throw it on my mouth and I'll decline
King meets queen, then the puppy love thing, together dream
Bout that crib with the Goodyear swing
On the oak tree, I hope we feel like this forever
Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever?
Forever never seems that long until you're grown
And notice that the day by day ruler can't be too wrong
Ms. Jackson my intentions were good I wish I could
Become a magician to abacadabra all the sadder
Thoughts of me, thoughts of she, thoughts of he
Asking what happened to the feeling that her and me
Had, I pray so much about it need some knee, pads
It happened for a reason one can't be, mad
So know this, know that everything's cool
And yes I will be present on the first day of school, and graduation
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
Uh, uh, yeah
"Look at the way he treats me"
****, look at the way you treat me
You see your little nosy-ass home girls
Done got your ass sent up the creek G
Without a paddle, you left to straddle
And ride this thing on out
Now you and your girl ain't speaking no more
Cause my dick all in her mouth
Know what I'm talking about? Jealousy, infidelity, envy
Cheating to beating, envy and to the G they be the same thing
So who you placing the blame on, you keep on singing the same song
Let bygones be bygones, you can go on and get the hell on
You and your mama
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times"

[BLASTER1]

''I fell for this girl hard and fast. She has a boyfriend...''

Hope TS isn't expecting serious real life answers !!!!

I'm actually doubting this story. Not even virgins act like this.

It's what I thought.
Pulling a punchr.

[Curtis Harper]

It's what I thought.
Pulling a punchr.

And in the slightest chance this story is true, why tell ANYONE ?!?!?

That Punchr guy is a hoot

[BLASTER1]

And in the slightest chance this story is true, why tell ANYONE ?!?!?

That Punchr guy is a hoot

I don't mind Punchr.
Odviously a troll that sticks to his persona.
Good for a laugh.
Yer exactly, why would he make this thread if not for trolling purposes.

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I wish I was trolling. It feels like my heart is in a vicegrip right now, and everytime my thoughts drift towards her, or I check my phone and she hasnt responded it gets tighter and tighter.

There's a pressure surrounding me that won't let up. I cant relax, I can't calm down, it's like I've enter into a fever and the pressure keeps rising. It's a tightening anxiety that won't let go. I feel like I've been sliced open and I can't stop bleeding.

I am in hell right now. Its taking everything I got just to get through the day. I checked her facebook a little while ago and **** me she's so hot. She's so hot that it hurts...

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I was looking at one of her pics where she's sticking her tongue out and my God it looks so good.

I would brutally murder Derranged without hesitation just to get another chance. I would throw Derranged's life away without a second thought if it could give me another oppprtunity with her.

[MDPopescu]

(...)... I'm acting like a 12 year old right now but I can't help it.

... How old are you?... (just wait until you're in your 60's, and you'll find out that you'll still act like a 12 yo)...

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... How old are you?... (just wait until you're in your 60's, and you'll find out that you'll still act like a 12 yo)...

She's younger than me, and just being with her makes me feel like im younger too.

Nah I won't let it get that bad. I just have to vent somehow... if I vent to people I know they might think I'm gay or a loser, plus why cry to them, it's not like they're gonna feel sorry for me lol, why would they, everyone has their own problems. So I'll just do it here and let it all out.

Also when people talk shlt to me about it, it kinda helps me stop thinking about her a little lol.

"The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."