Originally posted by Mr Ehrmantraut
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An American guy's just started in my IT department at work...
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Originally posted by Mr Ehrmantraut View PostAwesome post, it had me .
You've got to admire the sheer audacity of the man though.
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Originally posted by joe strong View PostI forgot to mention the KFC night. from fort mcmurray back up to syncrude camp it's 33km. 15 minute drive going the speed limit. he sucked back 20 piece dinner, fries & box of 16 wings before they got back to camp... they guys said he was like a vacuum cleaner on those wings. not a morsel of meat left on the bones... f**king guy offered the boys his coleslaw & nothing else...
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Originally posted by Box-Office View PostNo doubt they pay well, but I heard they make you work quite hard in the oil fields. So, how is he able to maintain such a physical job?
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Originally posted by !! Anorak View Post... I think it pretty much goes without saying that the ONLY reason why I mention this and made a thread about it is because the guy's fucking MASSIVE, ain't it?
Seriously, I've been to Fat Yankistan and had a nice time, and we have fat people over here too... but those REALLY fat people, the ones that look like they could have a coronary any second... they're like not even 1% of the UK population. If they were, people would spend all day pointing and laughing.
This guy sat in his chair, answering my IT queries like Jabba the fuckin' Hutt's fatter brother. This guy must have been packing at least 340lbs... and that was just one of his legs.
What is about great big fat ****ing Fat Yanks that they can get so fat? I've put on a few pounds over winter, and consider myself slightly overweight right now. Not a LOT, but it's been on my mind a bit. I go in and see this "have you tried restarting?" **** and I suddenly feel like Karen Carpenter's slimmer brother.
What a Fat Yank!
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This Fat Yank's still ****ing fat, in case you were wondering.
I'm not a **** in real life (no, honestly) so when he comes in I always think to myself "don't look at how fat he is, don't look at how fat he is"... and then always fail. It's the real elephant in the room. Well... he IS an elephant in the room.
Every day it's like:
"Yo, are you still having network connection issues, douche bag?"
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