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How can I stop being nervous around this pretty girl I work with?

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  • #31
    Remind yourself that we all ****, p*ss and bleed and that we'll all eventually be 6 feet under, rotting, decaying and being eaten as worm food and food for the earth.

    Remind yourself that you and her both are covered in billions upon billions of microscopic bacteria and other organisms that are slowly killing you, consuming you, and will eventually lead to your demise if you don't get killed by misadventure first.

    Just know that we're all germ factories and that we host countless microbes in every square millimeter of our doomed, dying bodies. Once you fully realize that her rectum is full of excrement much of the time, just as yours is, you will be a happy man.....Now go get her and enjoy that p*ssy!

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    • #32
      Stop tagging me in this shlt.

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