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Tell me why a couple months ago, I was at this house delivering and I saw kids playing outside. Then in the corner of my eye, I saw this kid on a mountain bike going at a good speed. I looked down and that fool wasn't even peddling. I'm like, damn, talk about being lazy as shyt. He had the helmet and knee pads on also. He was doing ZERO exercise whatsoever. He was just cruising around.
I tried to make it seem as if it wasn't that serious by saying at least he's outside. But fu(k that, that's some of the laziest shyt I've seen a kid do in my life. The parents should have their next 10 checks garnished and forced to buy one of Lance Armstrong's bikes for the kid and force him to pedal.
I better not see any of my family members that are young doing that or I'll try to disable the motor on a down low so they have to pedal back to the house.
I tried to make it seem as if it wasn't that serious by saying at least he's outside. But fu(k that, that's some of the laziest shyt I've seen a kid do in my life. The parents should have their next 10 checks garnished and forced to buy one of Lance Armstrong's bikes for the kid and force him to pedal.
I better not see any of my family members that are young doing that or I'll try to disable the motor on a down low so they have to pedal back to the house.