Harold Lederman scores the lounge...

[Psylence83]

Nah, cupcake, I just said after your silly karma message why bother reading my threads if you don't like em?

In all honesty, I haven't got a ****ing clue who you are and never paid attention to you.

The only thing "easy" is your **** mother.

[!! Anorak]

Boxing scene mods are best mods ever?

Ive never known such cool mods, like for one they are like that school teacher that let you do whatever the fcuk you want without consequences.

Secondly they actually have banter and fun with you. Ive never ever known that before!

Thirdly they are doing a great service to the sport of boxing, by being cool!

Obviously they still do their job well and get rid of the really bad rule breakers, but they are not the usual jerk mods that are so common on the internet.

I just wanted to applaud the characters of all the mods on boxing scene!

What do you guys think?

How do you deal with party crashers?

So I've been organizing a house party with a few friends and people seem to be a little thick. When I say house party I mean 2 bouncers, a hired bartender, 2 beer pong table all levels of the house I mean this is more than a dorm party.

The problem is my friends house, where we're throwing the party, isn't exactly that big. We have literally posted all over social media that it's an invite only party with a list but some people don't seem to listen. I mean the list is already at 120+ people and I don't think we can honestly get much more into the house, like literally.

I've already had to get in a few peoples faces but what's the best way to deal with party crashers? I mean they won't get through the door but if they start causing trouble outside what should we do?

OKAY JIM!!

Jim, I gotta tell ya... dis one's a real pick 'em right here. First of all, pay close attention to dis guy AlexKid. Jim, the last time Anorak made a thread about what the mods were, it got deleted and he was banned for a month. But dis guy's practically inviting them to teabag him. He's there in dat ring, throwing his self respect out of the window and just basically suckin' up ta 'em like some kind of fuckin' prideless ******. Jim, picture dis guy if he ever went ta jail - he'd walk into the shower room with his pants around his ankles and fifty bars of soap to drop on da fuckin' floor. The other inmates would be like "what's going on?" and he'd say "I just thought maybe you wanted to rape me right up da fuckin' asshole, so I'm just getting ready for ya. Jim, if dis fuckin' kid had a hobo say ta him "Blow job for fifty bucks?", he'd say "I haven't got fifty bucks, but I'll blow you anyway." What a shameless fuckin' faggot.

Be that as it may, you've gotta give credit to da udda guy for his own ******ation - you just GOTTA! Jim, dis guy's bullshittin' away, talkin' about how he's got a party for 120 people. Jim, dis guy doesn't know 120 people outside of the fuckin' internet. Da only girls he knows are ones who ask for his credit card details before they'll fuckin' speak ta him. But Jim, ya gotta score for the variety of what he's doing in there... not only is he bullshittin' away, telling us all about dis massive house that fits over a hundred people, but even in his bullshit, he's still a fuckin' BETA. Jim, dis is a guy that claims to be havin' a house party that makes Christ feeding the five thousand look like a light snack, and yet his question is STILL "what do I do if someone tries to crash the party... only I'm a fuckin' pussy and may just shit my fuckin' pants." Jim, if you remember dis guy's previous bout, he told us all dat a 12-year-old threatened to stab him, and he pissed himself. He's a fuckin' beta, and he's catching da judge's fuckin' eyes wid how much of a fucktard he is.

58-56, Four rounds ta two, 2ofEverything................................ JIM!

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[racer59]

Nice work, ****.

[Beercules]

[2ofEverything]

This makes me think about the "What do boxingscene posters look like in your mind" thread... I honestly want to see the face of this Anorak guy

[HughJass]

This makes me think about the "What do boxingscene posters look like in your mind" thread... I honestly want to see the face of this Anorak guy

Here he is.

[!! Anorak]

This makes me think about the "What do boxingscene posters look like in your mind" thread... I honestly want to see the face of this Anorak guy

Don't cry, lad.

To tell the truth, I look normal. Sorry to break it to ya.

[2ofEverything]

Don't cry, lad.

To tell the truth, I look normal. Sorry to break it to ya.

Cry about what? I'm being genuinely honest I'm just curious.

[Sweet Pea 50]

Cry about what? I'm being genuinely honest I'm just curious.

He's a proper dish.

I'd let him bum me raw.

[!! Anorak]

Spent my easter in a police cell.

So my mates in the army and has been away in cyprus for 3 months he finally got back so we decided to have a catch up. It being easter sunday and having the day off on monday we decided to get on the beers. As the night goes on we meet these two girls who live in the next town along and invite them to come join us on our night. So we end upin the next club drinking with em etc then they decide to go do their own thing so we leave the club and end up going to another club which shuts at 6am, plenty of time to enjoy ourselves as the night was still young.

Eventually they come across us and ask my friend to go back to the hotel. He comes over and says these two girls are game come with me man. So i say alright. We end up going back to the hotel with them and my mate jumps in the shower with girl A. I dive in bed with girl B and start having sex with her. My friend and girl A come out the shower so me and girl B go down to the hotel lobby for a cigarette. All is good and were sat in the hotel lobby chatting to the bouncer and he goes to the bar and gets us both a pint. We finish our cigarettes and go back upstairs. Girl A answers the door and my mates laying in bed **** out and im laughing cause he says hes done the deed. I jump back in bed with girl B and my mate and girl A steal the blanket and jump off the bed and are on the floor. Girl B starts seems like she wants to go bed and starts telling girl A to kick us out of the room. Girl A has a disagreement with my mate and takes the blankets and dives inbetween me and girl B. My mate starts getting dressed and says jamie come on lets go. But girl A spoons me in bed and starts stroking me off from the reach around position. So i start touching her back and shes clearly enjoying it. Girl B says get them out the room now. And girl A says its ok hes being quiet. Girl B replies to Girl A saying "Oh what so your switching sides" girl A gets pissed off and says right you two get out the ****ing room before i knock you both out. I reply with "noone is putting their hands on me, let me get my shoes and ill leave."

Girl A flies into a rage and shoves my mate out the room. Girl B jumps out of bed and finds my shoes for me i get dressed in a hurry and we both leave to room to see Girl A attacking my friend (his tops ripped and he seems to have taken a right hook to the eye as it was cut) they were pushing eachother and he said "you hit me ill ****ing hit you back"

Girl B comes storming over and starts attacking my friend also. At this point im like wtf is going on trying to calm the situation down. Girl A is screaming hes just gone and floored me.(was bull**** she had no marks) Girl B has chased my friend down to the hotel lobby. Meanwhile im asking Girl A wtf is going on. Shes crying at this point and says "girl B has a heart condition tell her to stop"

****s gone from 0-100 real quick i get downstairs to the lobby and the doormans locked all the doors and has called the police, my friend says police have been called lets get out the fire exit. So i follow him out the fire exit and as we're walking off a police car pulls up and says jump in the back so we do. They call my mate out and then he gets back in with handcuffs and has been arrested on suspicion for assault. They take me out the car and say im arrested on suspision for sexual assault. Im like ffs are you kidding me.

Basically girl A said that she jumped into bed and i kissed her boob and then i also attacked her by grabbing her by the throat. All of this was false i never kissed anyones boob nor did i put my hands on anyone physically or did anyone put their hands on me physically.

I get to the station and end up giving my interview and getting my finger prints done aswell as sitting in a cell for 9+ hours. For the police to say you're not being charged and don't have to come back etc.

Now thats all fine and dandy because the whole situation was bs. But now i'm mentally scarred at the fact a girl can say i've sexually assaulted her and have no consequences when theres no evidence. Ontop of that i'll probably never be comfortable around women ever again and will always be paranoid due to this dumb *****es lies.

Sorry for rambling but its been on my mind ever since

My mom was clingy as **** lol, she put a surveillance program on my computer, she would hack into my phone, she would use her master key and look through all my stuff.

I know all this because she found out I was visiting backpages escort websites, she knew I was doing drugs through my phone and she found my unlicensed gun in my closet. It was terrible I felt like a prisoner with no privacy.

I couldn't wait to leave that hellhole and be on my own. I got kicked out cuz we had a fight when I was 18 and that was when I was unleashed on the world. I still kept the car and the college fund she gave me though lol

I think your mom falsely charging you is a sign it's time to leave the nest bruh

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OKAY JIM!

Jim, I gotta tell ya... dis is one for da ages. Ya just don't see guys bullshitting like this anymore, this is what I call old school bullshitting.

Take dis guy Defiance. Just 17 years old, he was into drugs, prostitution and had his own gun. Jim, I never knew Tony Montana was 5'3 and had a micro penis. Not only that, but years later he makes a thread crying about how his girfriend doesn't love him and he's sucking on her dildo to win her back. That's the way it is in the hood, Jim... one minute you're a drug dealing gunrunner bitch smacking hos, the next you're crying about a girl on da internet like a fuckin' cissy!

Be that as it may, ya gotta give credit to da udda guy, Juof. Jim, I don't even know what dis guy's up to, he's confusing Defiance wid that herky-jerky riddim o' his, telling bullshit from all angles. Jim, I can hardly comprehend what he's doing in that ring right there, he's throwing so much bullshit that you gotta score at least some o' these rounds ta him on workrate alone - YOU JUST GOTTA!!

Five rounds ta four, 86-85, Defiance.............................. JIM!