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So I was just in a traffic jam, in front of me was a tricycle (in philippines you ride tricycle carriages like taxis, but anyone can ride, you flag one down and take a seat then pay like 10 pesos)
So there was this one guy in the back sitting by himself facing me... and I noticed this fine ass girl walking on the sidewalk pants all the way up to her *****, so high that if she bent over you could probably see crack, and she was in a pink tank top. I was like whew this girl's fine.
She walked up to the tricycle in front of me and sat next to the guy. It's crowded so they were arm to arm thigh to thigh, I was like damn that guy's lucky.
So I just stared at them for the next 5 minutes while the traffic wasnt moving... and the guy did not say a single word to her or acknowledge her existence lol.. im like what the ****... they just sat there in awkward silence, staring away from each other for 5 long ass minutes.
It was so awkward it made me uncomfortable lol...
It's so ****ing easy to talk to a girl... all he had to do was turn his head look at her and make a random comment to start a conversation. I mean i thought what is this guy doing, does he not know how to have a conversation? Has he never talked to anyone before? I mean at least a "hey what's up, whats your name?" Or "damn this traffic is long huh?"
He was such a ****ing rookie lmao. And he was so obviously intimidated by her, his eyes were shifting, looking up down right, any direction but her.
What a waste. I wish that was me absorbing her thigh and arm sweat. I would have just asked her name, how old she is and see if she gave me anything to work with and go from there. Try to work up to get that number.
So there was this one guy in the back sitting by himself facing me... and I noticed this fine ass girl walking on the sidewalk pants all the way up to her *****, so high that if she bent over you could probably see crack, and she was in a pink tank top. I was like whew this girl's fine.
She walked up to the tricycle in front of me and sat next to the guy. It's crowded so they were arm to arm thigh to thigh, I was like damn that guy's lucky.
So I just stared at them for the next 5 minutes while the traffic wasnt moving... and the guy did not say a single word to her or acknowledge her existence lol.. im like what the ****... they just sat there in awkward silence, staring away from each other for 5 long ass minutes.
It was so awkward it made me uncomfortable lol...
It's so ****ing easy to talk to a girl... all he had to do was turn his head look at her and make a random comment to start a conversation. I mean i thought what is this guy doing, does he not know how to have a conversation? Has he never talked to anyone before? I mean at least a "hey what's up, whats your name?" Or "damn this traffic is long huh?"
He was such a ****ing rookie lmao. And he was so obviously intimidated by her, his eyes were shifting, looking up down right, any direction but her.
What a waste. I wish that was me absorbing her thigh and arm sweat. I would have just asked her name, how old she is and see if she gave me anything to work with and go from there. Try to work up to get that number.
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