First sober Thanksgiving in who the hell knows how long, probably in the mid or late 90s. Its kinda dead this year anyway so I'd just be getting drunk by meself. 8 and a half weeks sober.
LOL! I live with my uncle. He's almost 85! He went to Arizona to spend Thanksgiving day with his eldest daughter! He has been gone almost a week.
Last night I noticed the answering machine was full! So I screened through the calls. Some of his family inviting him to Thanksgiving dinner! After all he's been a widower about 15 years. So I called him but his message box was full. So then I called my cousin. I guess she could hear the concern in my voice.
I told my uncle his family had left a gazillion messages on the house answering machine and that he wasn't answering his cell phone. He said "I goofed" I forgot to tell everyone I was going to Arizona. My phone charger isn't working.
My uncle told me to play the messages. So I did! There was this one elderly lady named Alice.
She had called 14 times!
Her last message was "William Alvarez (so and so) when are you coming to my house to **** me?"
LOL! My uncle told me it's not my damn fault, "It's those stupid pills the doctor gave me!"
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