This mother****er

[Beercules]

Ok so my neighbor put some iPhone in my mailbox.


This ****ing guy called me. Like "Oh man you stole an iPhone last night"


**** is pink and old. Tried to blame it on me. Why the **** would I steal an iPhone

[COVID-19]

What you doing with a pink iPhone?

[Beercules]

What you doing with a pink iPhone?

No this ****ing idiot stole it

[COVID-19]

No this ****ing idiot stole it

I’ve known of people dumping stuff they’ve stolen on others only to come back later and come looking for it.

Do you have the iPhone?

[EdWins]

damn bruh why you steal a iphone from your neighbor that ain't cool fam

[Zaroku]

No this ****ing idiot stole it

I’d smash it with a hammer, and put it in an envelope in his mail box. End of sooty.

Or, you can tell your girl she was looking at his iPhone while reading his tinder bs!

Jhonny approves of this plan.

[Rockybigblower]

I’d smash it with a hammer, and put it in an envelope in his mail box. End of sooty.

Or, you can tell your girl she was looking at his iPhone while reading his tinder bs!

Jhonny approves of this plan.

Why would you want to end Sooty? He didn't steal the phone. Is Jhonny jealous?

[Pretty Boy32]

Damn bruh that’s a shit story

[Rip Chudd]

Dang Beer, this whole time I thought you were pretty cool. Didn't know you were a thief bro. That's foul.

[Beercules]

I’ve known of people dumping stuff they’ve stolen on others only to come back later and come looking for it.

Do you have the iPhone?

damn bruh why you steal a iphone from your neighbor that ain't cool fam

I’d smash it with a hammer, and put it in an envelope in his mail box. End of sooty.

Or, you can tell your girl she was looking at his iPhone while reading his tinder bs!

Jhonny approves of this plan.

Damn bruh that’s a shit story

Dang Beer, this whole time I thought you were pretty cool. Didn't know you were a thief bro. That's foul.

I'm not a theief!! Why the hell would I steal a pink iPhone