Fellas. You and your girl get an apartment together....

[kingstip9]

I’d want it shaved morning and night

[BLASTER1]

I wouldn’t be able to get past the beard thing no matter how pretty she is clean shaven.
It might be wrong but I know I wouldn't be able to get it up unless I had chemical assistance even then I don't think it would happen.
Just looks totally gross to me.

[PsychoPat]

doggy style

'dont look at me you hairy cow, this will only take a min'

Hahahaha "get your gusset out you smelly whore, wash your vagina then get on all fours"