Any of you have had first hand experience with UFO or the Paranormal?

[DeadLikeMe]

I do my UFO observation on Monday Night Football.

[Wolfie*]

I had to explain to my dumb neighbor.

The lights he saw were from the carnival. He still probably uploaded the video of little discs flyin' round the night sky.

Sounds like he was drunk.

[-jose-]

I was in my backyard last year enjoying a delicious Slim Jim and I got attacked by Bigfoot

I didn't eat shit all day so I jumped on my 10 speed popped it into 5th gear and was hauling ass trying to catch him then my fcuking chain came off so I jumped off the bike and ran after him as fast as I could but it was too late there was a UFO waiting for him at the corner of my block...he jumped in it and vanished into the sky

[extracurRICular]

I had to explain to my dumb neighbor.

The lights he saw were from the carnival. He still probably uploaded the video of little discs flyin' round the night sky.

Woooah, a car alarm? Someone call Mulder & Scully.

Ouija boards were manufactured by the Parker brother. The same people who made monopoly.

[extracurRICular]

Where's Reeds UFO video?.

[BostonGuy]

I think that's the one that purports that the pyramids were built by aliens

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

[Accountoffline]

I once woke up with a bleeding anus, and all I could recall a doctor sticking his fingers up my a-hole... come to think of it now I woke up in a hospital so maybe it wasn't aliens and just frisky docs.

[Beercules]

Is that ****ing real?

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

It's a time lapse, the moving things are planes sped up.

We was talking about it here at the time and we all didn't have a clue what was going on.