Drunk Lang

[Beercules]

My back is killing me. I must have busted my ass when I was drunk.

[Beercules]

I only drank with my sister and my neighbor recently. I asked both of them if I busted my ass, both said no.


Wtf did I do

[Beercules]

Went to the bar. some ****ing girl came to my table and just threw up.


I'm just with my friend and wanted to have a couple beers and chill.


what the **** man.

[Beercules]

Lmfao

[Beercules]

https://youtu.be/hEafKdFs1rg

[jack_the_rippuh]

There's mine for the next moment or so...

[jack_the_rippuh]

Post the day after battered and blood drenched gape of a potential victim of rape turned consensual, who agreed to it only after she was promised that the scene of her doing anal wouldn't be recorded on tape.

[Beercules]

My friend dragged me to the bar.

I didnt want to go for once but he said he was paying tonight so I was like, aight lol.


Heiniken.

[Drunken Cat]

A one week bender later, I took up my seat back on the wagon.

I can't handle drinking.

[jack_the_rippuh]

A one week bender later, I took up my seat back on the wagon.

I can't handle drinking.

What'd you do? Activate your *******-blood fountain?