Start outrageous and baseless rumors about other posters in this thread

[Scopedog]

F Pandas controls the world economy according to the direct instructions of the Bogdanoff brothers

[Lomasexual]

BrometheusBob is the sole member of the yeast and teat-pipette fetish society.

[Lomasexual]

BostonGuy once got a botox injection into his sphincter as a drunken dare.

He had to wear an adult diaper for 6 months afterwards to prevent spectacular ruination of his pants and staining of his purple velour rocking chair.

He chose to continue wearing an adult diaper for another 3 months on top of that, for efficiency and convenience reasons.

[Zaroku]

Jhonny has a meth lab and is using effedrine, red phosphorus, hydriatic acid, in a triple neck five liter flask, heated by a heating mantle.

He wants me to get him better condensers, and acids go higher molarity. He keeps pressing me to get him HCL of the highest molarity, and wants the the heat kicked up to reflux his concoction so he can get product and sling it!

[Lomasexual]

Zaroku once chopped up and snorted a quail egg.

[Derranged]

BostonGuy once got a botox injection into his sphincter as a drunken dare.

He had to wear an adult diaper for 6 months afterwards to prevent spectacular ruination of his pants and staining of his purple velour rocking chair.

He chose to continue wearing an adult diaper for another 3 months on top of that, for efficiency and convenience reasons.

You're partially right... Bostonguy has to wear an adult diaper because he's so morbidly obese that he can't leave his bed.

[boxingfan91]

boxingfan91 once made a post where he didn't call someone a punk bish

Punk mudafocka, quote me right nukka

[Lomasexual]

boxingfan91 doesn't have a normal penis.

Where his genitals should be, there is the tiny, stillborn head and torso of his conjoined twin.

Urine and occasionally semen dribble out of it's tiny, braindead mouth. He calls it Butler junior.

[Lomasexual]

Scopedog once visited an irish castle. He stole a magical midget who could shit bricks of pure cocaine. He called the midget 'Mittens'

Mittens ran away from Scopedog after three weeks of bafflingly waffle-themed sexual abuse.

Scopedog still puts out a saucer of milk each night in the hope that Mittens will return.

[Lomasexual]

When Motorcity Cobra hears songs from the movie 'Mary Poppins' he starts to lactate pure English cider.