Start outrageous and baseless rumors about other posters in this thread

[Lomasexual]

Tony Trick-Pony believes he can read fortunes by tickling the prostates of elderly chinese men.

His forecasting accuracy is exactly 50%

[Derranged]

SugarAdamAli was once Robin Leach's little boy whore servant.

[Eddy Current]

1bad65 got pegged by a muscle babe and liked it

[Derranged]

1bad65 got pegged by a muscle babe and liked it

[Eddy Current]

Dang, look at the muscles on that one!!!

[Lomasexual]

1bad65 can suck the skin off a hot-dog, while it is still in the bun.

He has a lifetime ban at all Coney Island restaurants for psychological trauma he has caused to staff and customers alike.

[Derranged]

Dang, look at the muscles on that one!!!

She's frightening...

[Eddy Current]

She's frightening...

Most definitely! It would rule to be married to her but I'd be scared she'd hurt me!

[Santa_]

Julia Slobberts loves horses more than cinnabon does.

[Lomasexual]

Santa stole all of Ann Coulters underpants from her clothes line.

Every night of the following year, he would randomly choose a pair of her underpants to sniff whilst masturbating.

At the end of the year, he started to wonder why some of them were Y-fronts.

Aggressive hypnotherapy allowed him to overcome to trauma of that revelation, and indeed, to keep using the underpants as masturbatory accessories.